I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied

β€œIt’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How does a medium contact a dead window washer?

With a squeegee board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbholt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I was at a sΓ©ance the other night, and we kept having our window cleaner's name and number come through.

As it turns out we'd been using a squeegee board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveorruk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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How do sponges talk to the devil?

They use a squeegee board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanholmes2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Luigi's Mansion, or as I like to call it...

Luigi Ouija Squeegee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFW0RD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Instead of using a ouija board to talk to ghosts, I use a pile of window cleaners.

It's my squeegee hoard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matvavna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Dadjoked a coworker.

I work at a retail grocery store in the deli. I am also 6'7". I was tasked with detailing our warmer and I was working on the bottom part. Getting down is my natural enemy so I was sitting on a milk crate. Coworker from meat department comes over and asks if we had his squeegee. We did so I told him. He said, "For shame, you should feel bad." I then told him, "You're going to judge me while I'm at my lowest?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinkleheimer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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