A list of puns related to "Springing"
Seasoning
I like a little spring in my step.
He wet his plants!
Paddy O'Furniture
So I sent him a βGet Well Soon!β card.
Add Spring Water.
Damn things bounce all over the place
Yesterday my daughter balanced a bottle of Poland Springs on her head and then exclaimed, βHelp Daddy! I canβt breathe underwater!!"
we have Wester
What a releaf!
Yellow Springs, Ohio
Sheβs going to have her baby in the spring!
Son: Hey Dad! Itβs great to see you again, I like your new beard.
Dad: Thanks son. When I first stopped shaving I didnβt like it, but then it grew on me.
It was a re-leaf
What a re-leaf!
βWhat are you doing doing doing ...β
He was a diamond geyser.
Releaf
It was a site for sore aye-ayes.
Well, they can't all be winters.
Because of all the rain, dear
A few years ago, was playing a card game with my frisbee team. We were competing in a frisbee tournament for spring break, and we had discs lying all around the Airbnb we were sleeping in. After playing the first few hands, I realized I didn't know what to do with my old cards.
I asked my teammate where I should put my used up cards. They pointed to some cards lying in a frisbee.
It was a disc card, discard pile.
I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
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The changing sea son.
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water
By adding spring water.
I got so excited that I wet my plants.
You add spring water
Add spring water....
Add Spring water
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