A pun walks into a bar.
Ten people die on the spot.
Pun in,ten dead.
Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian
It was the least I could do for him
I guess the lion spotted a cheater
Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.
When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."
I spotted my first deer today
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
How do you spot a cultured Redditor?
The number of their blue cheese grows.
...I'll see myself out.
Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
Whilst reversing the car into a parking spot, I leaned over to my wife and said...
What do you call a spotted potato with lots of eyes?
I think I found the “G spot” at work today..
BREAKING NEWS: A man has been spotted stealing tires from police cars
The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!
I’m very proud of this dad joke my daughter just came up with on the spot
Her: What is this little USB thing? Is this a juul charger?
Me: No, I think it’s an adapter for the Steam controller.
Her: Well, a juul is kind of like a steam controller.
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to pee 2 spots away? We should call that "social pisstancing".
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
What is a gallon of milk’s weak spot?
I spilled spot remover on my dog
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
How do you spot an italian birthday party?
I just read that a tiger was spotted downtown
I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.
Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?
Why can't you hide while wearing polka dots?
Because you'll always be spotted.
I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...
I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...
Spotted in the wild today
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales
But the ink kept washing away.
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
How do you spot a cultured Redditor?
They grow their own blue cheese.
Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for him.
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for him.
Last night I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do.
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
I spotted an albino Dalmatian today.
It was the least I could do.
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
Earlier I spotted an albino Dalmatian...
It was the least I could do for him.
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach...?
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could have done for him.
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