Spin Puns for a web service.
We are working on a new web service where users can "spin up" new instances of a specific technology. Similar to this: http://trydrupal8.com/
We are looking for ideas on funny call to actions on the pages header. We have the following so far:
Spin me up Scotty
Spin me up before you go go
I figured I would put this out there to the reddit community to see what we could come up with... :)
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︎ Mar 28 2015
What do you call a slot machine that spins really slow?
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︎ May 31 2021
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Spin class
Me: βHow was the gym?β
My wife (pregnant with our first): βIt was awesome, I did 45 minutes of spinningβ
Me: βJeez, you must be dizzy!β
Wife: (just shakes her head in disapproval)
Is this a new joke or did I subconsciously steal it from somewhere? Also is it any good?! Am I ready to be a dad??
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Early scientists would watch the world spin for 24 hours...
Then they got bored and called it a day.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
You spin me white round, baby, white round
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Man I really love how the earth spins...
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Sometimes we take game spin-offs for grant-ed
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︎ Oct 25 2019
If you spin an Oriental person several times while bent down,
Will he / she be disoriented?
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︎ May 24 2020
I love my local team so much I hang from the ceiling and spin around.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Spin
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︎ Sep 09 2019
What did Yoda say to Katuunko on his way to spin class?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Sometimes I lie down and spin to one side
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What's black and white and spins around?
A penguin in a washing machine.
My 4 year old came up with that one.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl
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︎ Sep 29 2019
A blind guy goes into the closing store, grabs his dog by the tail and begins to spin. A worker shocked by the sight asked "sir may i help you please". The guy smiles and says.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
If you spin an Oriental guy around and round...
Would he become disoriented?
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︎ Jul 31 2018
When you spin around in an allotment...
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Spin Me Round
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︎ Oct 31 2018
My spin class instructor said it might be difficult to get back upto speed after a few weeks off
But itβs just like riding a bike.
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︎ May 01 2018
Q: How fast does the earth spin?
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︎ Aug 22 2018
The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end
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︎ Feb 10 2019
What do you call a strawberry that likes to spin ?
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︎ Aug 10 2018
A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"
The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."
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︎ Sep 29 2017
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︎ Oct 31 2015
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times,
does he become disoriented?
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︎ Nov 28 2016
My dad's spin on "Dad I'm hungry!"
"How can you be hungry you just ate yesterday?!"
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︎ Jul 17 2013
Since we're on China jokes. If you spin a China Man around fast enough...
... does he get disoriented?
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︎ Oct 04 2016
A new spin on an old classic
We are remodeling the bathroom due to mold, and long story short Nicholas wasn't allowed in his room. While in the front room he moaned as loudly as he could "I'm booooooooooooooreeeeed"; I picked up the nearest 2x4, stuck it out the door and said "Hi board, I'm plank".
I got two chuckles from the contracter and my stepdad, and an "ungh" from Nicholas.
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︎ Jul 12 2014
"I don't know, I can spin pretty fast when I want to"
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︎ Nov 11 2013
I heard that they are filming a Star Wars spin-off series
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︎ Jan 27 2016
Dadjoking my girlfriend while she spins fiber into yarn.
Girlfriend sits down at spinning wheel to spin fiber into yarn.
"I think I'm going to spin for a while."
"Don't get dizzy."
commence groaning
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︎ Aug 19 2014
Dad put a new spin on his old classic...
Driving past a field of hay with the Dad. as this is the 30 billionth hay field we've passed, it goes unnoticed by me. We've already made the obligatory hey!/hay! joke. Several times.
So I was completely off-guard when he goes 'You know what the Canadians say? Eh!'
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︎ Oct 24 2013
Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I love the way the earth spins
It just really makes my day
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I love the way the world spins
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I love that the Earth spins
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︎ Aug 21 2016
Scientists got so bored of watching the Earth spin
After 24 hours, they called it a day
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I love how the earth spins
It just really makes my day
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︎ May 18 2019
I just love the way the Earth spins.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Scientists got bored watching the earth spin around.
So after 24 hours they called it a day.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Don't you just love how the Earth spins?
Cause it just makes my day!
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︎ Sep 28 2017
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