With a snapple of my fingers, this drink will be 50% healthier. Like all this should be
In the 90s my father worked at the Snapple factory and got paid to count all the bottles.
He was a real teetotaler.
I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, “Is this a real Sprite?”
Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!
