That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
When I bought her some liquid nitrogen bubble bath.
she'd be Debris Larson.
"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"
It buckled under all the pressure.
It was time to cut the ties.
Woah there partner, this could of been an endgame spoiler, better be more careful next time.
I don't feel so good...
I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
Dad said It's a game of two halves!
He replied, "Did you wake up grumpy... or did you leave him asleep?"
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
When I got home, they were still there.
and then it clicked!
The rabbit looks at the priest and preacher then says "I think I am a typo".
Because kelvin is an absolute unit
An old friend of mine decided one day that he would have a go a keeping chickens. So he bought a hen house and his first chicken along with very handsome Cockerell Three weeks later his chicken had laid a clutch of eggs and the old hatched out successfully but one little chick just kept growing and growing. He took it to the vet who assured him that although rare for that particular breed there was nothing to worry about After two years this chicken was five foot nine and weighed in at ten stone three pounds. So my mate had what he thought was a brilliant idea. He hitched the chicken to the front of his car and decided he would train the chicken to pull him in the car. This went on for about a month and my mate had saved a fortune in petrol costs. Then one day as he was travelling to work the hitching rope snapped and the chicken was away up the motorway never to be seen again. My mate was distraught and stuck in the middle lane. The police eventually came out and said "What's the problem Sir?". My mate, by now in floods of tears because of his loss said "My big hens gone!"
I said "Oh? That's interesting. I typically eat it."
It's true. He snapped.
but it was pointless.
Is that considered a Ginger Snap???
The main chorus.
Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!
An insta-gator
Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts
Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)
Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.
Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics
Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics
Leaky faucet: drip pics
X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics
X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)
X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics
X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics
Legal command: Writ pics
Pictures of twigs: Stick pics
A Christmas Story scene: lick pics
Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics
Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)
Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.
Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.
I saw a yet-i.
...My dad told me to snap out of it.
Cheese
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
It’s a real head turner.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
Business has been Brisk, baby!
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
Snap cackle n' pop
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
She was played by Debris Larson.
Because they heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
