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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
How do you know if ham is no longer sick?
It's cured.
I was looking into my neighbor's yard when my brain started channeling Rick Springfield.
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a grill and I want to make it mine
And he's grilling chicken thighs,
And he's smokin' racks of ribs, I just know it!
And he's holding pool parties late, late at night...
You know I wish that I had Jessie's grill...
I wish that I had Jessie's grill...
Where can I find a burger like that?My dad, after letting us all know he chose cremation when making end-of-life preparations
"I just want to go out with a smokin' hot body."
Good one, dad.
