A list of puns related to "Slayer"
He likes to raze hell
"Guess what?"
"Dragon butt"
One Horse Open Slayer.
A nay-slayer.
While watching said movie; one of the little people actors popped up on screen spurring a mid movie discussion.
Mom : wasn't he from willow?
Dad: nawh I think he died a few years ago.
Mom: he died young I guess. He was what, 18 in willow?
Me: yeah it's scientifically proven that they live shorter lives.
Then my dad let out the proudest smile I ever saw
Clarification: they're all fine. Warwick davis is alive and well. He is now 44 years old. And I'm 24
"Slayer?"
"No, I just shook my head."
But I decided to call her Bluff.
Slayer was on the radio and they had a great selection of beers on tap.
Buffet the Vampire Slayer
Not my joke! Citation Needed by Tom Scott on YouTube
Buffet The Vampire Slayer.
(Made it up at work today and got a polite chuckle.)
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
After seeing Taken:
"Taken? More like this movie has taken all my money!"
After seeing Final destination 5:
"Final Destination? More like, My Final destination is out of the movie theater!"
"Wanna know what my favorite part of the movie was? The credits!"
"The back of my eyelids were more entertaining than that movie."
After telling him about a Slayer concert:
"Slayer? More like, this band is gonna slay all my money!"
After telling him my favorite musical genre is heavy metal:
"Well, i hate heavy metal. I can never lift it!"
These are just a few
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