What is the Doom Slayer’s favorite hobby?

He likes to raze hell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runeald_Waslib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?

"Guess what?"

"Dragon butt"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I like sitting around the Christmas Tree listening to Slayer.

One Horse Open Slayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do you call a Slayer fan who doesn't like their new album?

A nay-slayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uselessDM
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Hit my family while watching jack the giant slayer...

While watching said movie; one of the little people actors popped up on screen spurring a mid movie discussion.

Mom : wasn't he from willow?

Dad: nawh I think he died a few years ago.

Mom: he died young I guess. He was what, 18 in willow?

Me: yeah it's scientifically proven that they live shorter lives.

Then my dad let out the proudest smile I ever saw

Clarification: they're all fine. Warwick davis is alive and well. He is now 44 years old. And I'm 24

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohcrayyy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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Tee hee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkpunther96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."

"Slayer?"

"No, I just shook my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.

But I decided to call her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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A man walked into a metal bar...

Slayer was on the radio and they had a great selection of beers on tap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottcmu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What Do You Call An All-You-Can-Eat Garlic Restaurant?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

Not my joke! Citation Needed by Tom Scott on YouTube

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What do you call a buffet with lot's of garlic.

Buffet The Vampire Slayer.

(Made it up at work today and got a polite chuckle.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomosk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...

Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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A compilation of my dads terrible jokes

After seeing Taken:

"Taken? More like this movie has taken all my money!"

After seeing Final destination 5:

"Final Destination? More like, My Final destination is out of the movie theater!"

"Wanna know what my favorite part of the movie was? The credits!"

"The back of my eyelids were more entertaining than that movie."

After telling him about a Slayer concert:

"Slayer? More like, this band is gonna slay all my money!"

After telling him my favorite musical genre is heavy metal:

"Well, i hate heavy metal. I can never lift it!"

These are just a few

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