What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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Skip Trail..
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The nurse made my heart skip a beat
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
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I tried to skip the line in the water park
But i got caught and they wouldnt let it slide
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My wife was changing through channels on TV. She asked me if I skip, too.
I said, βNo, running is faster.β
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Why did the dad like to skip everywhere instead of walk?
He wanted to put his best foot forward
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No matter how tired he is, Mel never skips confession.
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Why do Uber drivers skip the gym ?
Because they don't even Lyft
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Skip
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I rang the council to see if I could have a skip outside my house
They said "You can do cartwheels and star jumps for all care!" And put the phone down
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Found this on my skip. The underlining makes it especially punny.
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DadJokes are proof that comedy skips a generation.
http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8
This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.
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When I was little and was asked to recite the alphabet I would always skip one letter. The teacher finally got fed up with me and asked,
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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︎ Dec 11 2019
why did we skip to 4k resolution?
Because 3k was a little too racist.....
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For halloween, my daughter dressed up as Mary Poppins, and then asked me if she could just skip the vegan neighbor's house.
When I her asked why, she said it was because their "Stupid Cauliflower Licorice Tastes A Lot Like Dog Shit."
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My wife wanted me to skip my friendβs bbq to go to a play with her
Seems like a big missed-steak
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My wife always skips a letter when she sings the alphabet.
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What type of snake never skips dessert?
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Why did Windows and Apple skip 9?
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I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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Birthday card skips over opportunity to use "hoppiest" as a pun substitute for happiest
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