What do you call a bunch of whales singing?
My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis to her.
I thought I heard an Onion singing a Bee Gees song
But it was just chive talking.
My wife spent the last six weeks singing the new Miley Cyrus song:
Now she’s mad I didn’t buy her flowers yesterday.
That’s what I get for finally listening to her.
This band of singing soldiers was ahead of its time
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
How often do people feel the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”?
It’s just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Why couldn’t the pony sing ?
Because he was a little horse.
What do you call a singing flame?
In what key do cows sing?
Back in the 90s I was given one of those singing mounted fish...
I wish I had gotten a bass or trout. Maybe I wouldn't be getting all these calls about my carp's extended warranty.
How do you join a group that sings hymns together?
Today I learned that planets like to sing
They usually sing in Neptunes
What key does a squashed hornet sing in?
I’ve been singing the same Kylie Minogue song for the last 5 days
I can’t get it out of my head.
(Also, this is a literal true story. All week—na na na, na na nana NA….)
Why doesn’t the Tiger King sing Christmas songs?
What does Willie Nelson sing when he has diarrhea?
On the Commode Again….
Sorry. I have Covid and thought of this while feeling “inspired.”
Celine Dion just announced she will no longer sing...
Luckily her heart will go on.
Why can't horses sing very well?
Because they sound too neigh-sally!
What’s a rock group of 4 people in which nobody sings?
What happens when you sing country music backwards?
You get your wife and job back
Everyone told Sam not to sing,
My wife was getting annoyed at me singing Wonderwall all day long. She asked me to stop
I was walking past my fridge last night and thought I heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song
When I opened the door it turns out it was just chives talkin'
What do you call a computer that sings?
My favorite song by Tenacious D is the one where they sing how they are TiVo
You know, it goes "We are the DVR, the DVR, the DVR, the DVR"
What does a guy with no hair sing on New Years Eve?
What book do LGBT people use in church?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
‘Tis the season to be jelly.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
why couldn't the pony sing
Idk he was just a little horse
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
singing in the shower is great until you get soap in your mouth
The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is always close.
It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
Everyone told Sam not to sing
Singing is fun in the shower till you get soap in your mouth....
Everyone told Sam not to sing...
singing in the shower is great! until you get soap in your mouth....
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