...and then I heard it a few seconds later
TEQUILA
He knows the last digit of Pi.
If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
A conversation.
He never liked Bruised Knee
... for breakfast.
Because long time no C.
A Round House.
He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
Once.
Gmail@chucknorris.com
It still didn't land on the ground
Karate be kidding me.
Iโd let him
His Shoe
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
...it's called a hedge fund.
He wasn't forthcoming.
My parents weren't home but I was, so my dad said that they could hang out here as long as they stayed downstairs.
http://imgur.com/GABsN0i
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it
