How did the sheet music theft know how to steal music so well?

He started off by taking notes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavdHale
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I was talking to my boyfriend about difficult it was for my band to sight read sheet music by Stevie Wonder.

He said "of course it's hard, he was blind you know!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsaholic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I walked into my dad while holding a bunch of sheet music...

Him: hey looks like you scored big time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linktothenow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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My printer was making music so I checked it out.

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeMyAxe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do classical musicians like to read in bed?

Sheet music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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What kind of music helps you sleep?

Sheet music.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Dead Mozart!

When Mozart’s grave was exhumed the found him holding his sheet music and an eraser. He was de-composing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gypsydanger38
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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So my girlfriend is learning violin....

Her "I've started learning sheet music"

Me "Why learn sheet music? Why not good music?"

She proceeded to leave the room groaning

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gillix98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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My dad’s version of β€œThe Night Before Christmas”

A Christmas Poem
by Dad (1952–2009)

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the shack,
Not a creature was stirring, we was all in the sack;

Our mugs were placed on the mantle with cheer,
In hope that Saint Nick would bring us a beer;

And me I was tucked up all snug in my bed,
But strains of sweet music still danced through my head;

So I sprang from my bed with a crash and a clatter,
And off down the hall with bare feet did I patter;

There on the chair sat my musical pipe,
So I sat down to play without fanfare or hype;

Come Mozart, come Hayden, Stravinski and Strauss,
And write me some music to bring down the house;

When down from the chimney appeared with a crash,
A strange little man in the smoke and the ash;

He wiggled and jumped and got up like a shot,
Came over and said, "Man those cinders are hot!";

His stomach it shook like a bowl full of jelly,
For a moment I thought it was dear old aunt Nelly;

His nose like a cherry, his ears like two jugs,
I was worried that this guy just might be on drugs;

His language was foul, his jokes they were crass,
So I opened the door and threw him out on his ass;

But then as I turned, boy was I ever surprised;
I saw what he'd bought me, or so I surmised;

For there in the corner right under the tree,
Was some brand new sheet music and a case of O.V.;

I turned to say thank-you but found he had gone,
He was not in the garden and not on the lawn;

And just when I thought that he couldn't get far,
I realized the old goat had stolen the car;

Off in the distance he said with a wheeze,
"I hated to do it but you left me the keys!";

I smiled and laughed for this much I could savour,
For I'd just sold the car to my idiot neighbour;

And once more he called as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and don't drive when you're tight!"

Thank you for everything, Dad. We love and miss you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannonBall7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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So theres this pirate, right?

He roams around the oceans and does pirate-y things, but he's most known for this one eccentricity: whenever he sees sheet music with anything over a high B, he rips it to shreds.

They call him the Tearer of the High C's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glittertongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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He says things like this all the time

Sitting in my parent's living room with my wife, she just got some new TOMS shoes with sheet music on them.

Dad: Walks into living room and stares at wife's shoes

Wife: What are you staring at? laughs

Dad: Oh sorry, I was just...noting...your shoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthDaddy42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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