Hmmmmmmmmm, I finally had Shawarma yesterday.
Why was the Shawarma on workers compensation?
It falafel ladder.
Why do you heat up shawarma before you eat it?
Otherwise, it'd be called Sha-cold-a.
Dinner in a Middle Eastern Restaurant
My husband is the punniest person in the world, a sample of his humor:
I was eating in a Middle Eastern restaurant when I heard a loud noise, "kabob, kabob", I falafel my chair, there was a double hummus side at the next table. I didn't try to be a gyro, then a shawarma police rushed in.
