Shan Puns

A list of puns related to "Shan"

I shan’t be buying an Advent Calendar this year. Their days are numbered
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👤︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Near the end of my wife's pregnancy she suddenly began yelling out "can't!", "won't!", "shan't!", "mustn't!", and suddenly it dawned on me..

I think she's having contractions!

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👤︎ u/DeathcampEnthusiast
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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Does drinking bleach make me a clean eater? Because if so isja shan..z.?,.;;@
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👤︎ u/MysteryRelevant
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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