The result was A-flat miner.
A flat miner
They Say He Was Very Deep
Long story short: now I have a prosthetic foot.
Don't worry, it's just a miner scratch.
They always get shafted.
I dug the grass into a neat rectangle and deep enough that the wildlife won't exhume it unexpectedly.
Was unsure whether to have a religious ceremony as they were eggnostic but I had a lovely intimate service organised attended by it's close hens.
After the burial a little green shoot grew from the ground. And over the coming weeks it shot up to as tall as the house. A straight cylindrical shaft.
It was a poul-tree
My friends need to get better at golf.
Me: "Thanks, I grew it myself"
That they wouldn't cover it due to it being miner damage
I really should take steps to avoid them
The teacher said it was very grainy.
It's in A flat minor.
I said it has it’s ups and downs
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Those weren't the most uplifting news to me
He is a bad mother.
Since then, I've been treating a lot of miner injuries.
A Duct-ape. Hahaha any dads laugh in approval?
Bless him - He meant well
...a flat minor
A whittle at a time
is wrong on many levels
… they gave me ol the PTO Shaft.
It was a miner safety hazard.
One cold winter's morning he was walking along a country road, when he heard a cry for help from a nearby lake.
He turned to see a little girl struggling in the broken ice in the middle of the lake. She'd been skating and had fallen into the icy water. Without a moment's hesitation the tramp ran onto the ice and slipped and slided over to the little girl. He managed to pull her out without breaking the ice further and he carried her back to the road.
He took off his coat and wrapped the little girl in it and began looking for a car to flag down. A few moments later a huge chauffeur-driven limo pulled up, and who stepped out but the little girl's father - the mayor of the nearby town and a multi-millionaire.
"How can I ever thank you sir?" says the father after putting his daughterinto the warmth of the limo.
"Just name your price - I'm a wealthy man."
"Ahem, well ..." stammered the tramp "...eh I'm a little short of cash, perhaps you could help me out"
"Certainly" says the girl's father and he pulls out his wallet.
"Oh dear" says the father, "I don't carry much cash with me, I only have ten dollars - but come home with me and I'll get more from the safe"
"No! No!" says the tramp, "Why ten dollars is more money than I've seen in my whole life - that will be plenty".
"Well, if you insist" says the father - "now what will you do with your money?"
"Oh that's easy" says the tramp "I've not had a rest in 20 years. I think I'll buy myself a holiday"
"Well good luck" says the father, and he gets into the car and signals his chauffeur to drive home.
"Ten Dollars" thinks the tramp, "I'm rich! I'm rich!", and off he goes to the town, to buy himself a holiday.
He finds a travel agent, walks in - much to the disgust of the staff - and goes up to the desk.
"I'll have one holiday please!"
"Ahem, which holiday would sir like" asked the girl at the desk, forcing a smile.
"Oh, any holiday I don't mind" replied the tramp.
"Well how much money does sir have to spend on sir's holiday?"
"Oh lots - anything up to ten dollars"
"TEN DOLLARS!! You'll never get a holiday for ten dollars" says the girl incredulously.
"Oh dear" said the tramp, "and I was so looking forward to a holiday - I'll probably never get another chance - isn't there anything you can do?"
"Well I don't think so sir, but hold on and I'll check"
The girl goes into the back of the shop, and searches in the deepest, dustiest filing drawers she can find. There - to her amazement -
... keep reading on reddit ➡It had its ups and downs. There was this kid who would come in and try to interfere with my job. Man, he really knew how to push my buttons.
We named him Shaft, because he would patrol the house every night before finally coming into our bedroom to make sure we were tucked in safely.
After my wife gave birth to our first child, she noticed that the cat would check on me and our son, but was no longer checking to make sure she was tucked in safely.
Several nights pass where Shaft all but ignores my wife on his nightly patrols. “Hunny, have you noticed that Shaft started ignoring me once our son was born?” she asked.
“I have, and I’m not surprised,” I replied. “You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother tucker.”
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