Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
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I have trouble counting past seven in French.

It's my huit allergy.

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Seven Year Old Hit Me With His Best So Far

Driving home after a long week and had been driving for five hours or so on two lane roads through NM and AZ. Hour south of Petrified Forest and see four sheep on the side of the road.

Me: Son see those sheep? There must be a break in the fence and they are wandering away from their ranch.

Son: Well, that sounds baaaad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrodyTuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Why was nine afraid of seven?

Because that was actually a pretty scary movie.

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Why couldn't the seven days stand on their own?

Because they were 'week'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameMakerNoobie
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.

He wasn't happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zellerzium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Seven has "even" in it

It's odd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....

I find that odd !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Seven dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy.

When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.

She's our longest serving employee.

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Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.

Because Seven ate nein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekakaface
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)

Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.

Me: I've never been more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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The twelve days of Jokemas, day seven

What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?

The Polar Expresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Did you hear about the French man who could only count to seven?

He had a Huit allergy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I stole seven crows yesterday.

Got away with murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?

Because you need three squared meals a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrek_007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...

... One of them isn’t Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brainpain152
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;

I've learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A joke my daughter made back when she was seven

What did Olivia Newton John say to Santa Claus when she visited the North Pole?

"Let's get physicold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...

He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlit2000
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoAndMarle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...

I was seacht.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why does Yoda believe that it's five who is afraid of seven?

Because 6 7 8.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karlog24
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Why did the seed follow a German seven

Because he wanted to germinate!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Friend: why is 6 scared of seven?

Me: around 0.3584

Friend: wait, what?

Me: Cos (789)

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferventlycavalier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateKid84Fan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Seven has "even" in it.

That's odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimer0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a "six" offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BGamerPop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why did was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Go_Commit_Reddit
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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FavoritedYT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Yoda: Why was Five afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven ate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwrestledmeonce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six, Seven Ate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajh579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why was six afraid of seven?

'Cause he was a registered six offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andytjr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Seven has even in it.

That’s odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBirb_
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six, seven eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bandit_TFR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven Eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoAndMarle
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