Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HisokaLaMagician
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I have trouble counting past seven in French.

It's my huit allergy.

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Seven Year Old Hit Me With His Best So Far

Driving home after a long week and had been driving for five hours or so on two lane roads through NM and AZ. Hour south of Petrified Forest and see four sheep on the side of the road.

Me: Son see those sheep? There must be a break in the fence and they are wandering away from their ranch.

Son: Well, that sounds baaaad.

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Why was nine afraid of seven?

Because that was actually a pretty scary movie.

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Why couldn't the seven days stand on their own?

Because they were 'week'.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MonkeyBrainProblems
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I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.

He wasn't happy.

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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zellerzium
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Seven has "even" in it

It's odd

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Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....

I find that odd !!

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Seven dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy.

When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!

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There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.

She's our longest serving employee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
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Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.

Because Seven ate nein.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elster000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Temporary-Barnacle19
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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thekakaface
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From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)

Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.

Me: I've never been more proud.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
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The twelve days of Jokemas, day seven

What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?

The Polar Expresso

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hud_is_on
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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Did you hear about the French man who could only count to seven?

He had a Huit allergy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_houser
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I stole seven crows yesterday.

Got away with murder.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
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We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?

Because you need three squared meals a day

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shrek_007
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The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...

... One of them isn’t Happy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brainpain152
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So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;

I've learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H_G_Bells
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A joke my daughter made back when she was seven

What did Olivia Newton John say to Santa Claus when she visited the North Pole?

"Let's get physicold."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stupidlyugly
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So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...

He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RealTheAsh
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlit2000
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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChronoAndMarle
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When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...

I was seacht.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dulfuckyourself
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Why does Yoda believe that it's five who is afraid of seven?

Because 6 7 8.

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Why did the seed follow a German seven

Because he wanted to germinate!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CryptoReaper5
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Friend: why is 6 scared of seven?

Me: around 0.3584

Friend: wait, what?

Me: Cos (789)

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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Seven has "even" in it.

That's odd.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a "six" offender

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BGamerPop
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/God_Smith82
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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
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Why did was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Go_Commit_Reddit
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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FavoritedYT
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Yoda: Why was Five afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven ate

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iwrestledmeonce
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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six, Seven Ate

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Why was six afraid of seven?

'Cause he was a registered six offender

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Andytjr
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Seven has even in it.

That’s odd.

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Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six, seven eight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Bandit_TFR
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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven Eight.

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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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