Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
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I have trouble counting past seven in French.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Seven Year Old Hit Me With His Best So Far
Driving home after a long week and had been driving for five hours or so on two lane roads through NM and AZ. Hour south of Petrified Forest and see four sheep on the side of the road.
Me: Son see those sheep? There must be a break in the fence and they are wandering away from their ranch.
Son: Well, that sounds baaaad.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Why was nine afraid of seven?
Because that was actually a pretty scary movie.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Why couldn't the seven days stand on their own?
Because they were 'week'.
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︎ May 12 2021
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why is six afraid of seven
Because seven eight nine
( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Seven has "even" in it
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Seven dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy.
When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!
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︎ Jan 10 2021
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck
Baby pirate: *poops*
Captain: Arrrgh who pooped
Baby Pirate: Aye Aye
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︎ Dec 14 2020
From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
The twelve days of Jokemas, day seven
What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?
The Polar Expresso
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Did you hear about the French man who could only count to seven?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I stole seven crows yesterday.
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︎ May 26 2020
We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?
Because you need three squared meals a day
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︎ Sep 06 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...
... One of them isnβt Happy.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;
I've learned next to nothing.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
A joke my daughter made back when she was seven
What did Olivia Newton John say to Santa Claus when she visited the North Pole?
"Let's get physicold."
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︎ Sep 04 2020
So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...
He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
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︎ May 30 2020
I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
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︎ Jun 20 2018
When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Why does Yoda believe that it's five who is afraid of seven?
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︎ Jan 05 2018
Why did the seed follow a German seven
Because he wanted to germinate!
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Friend: why is 6 scared of seven?
Me: around 0.3584
Friend: wait, what?
Me: Cos (789)
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︎ May 30 2019
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Seven has "even" in it.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a "six" offender
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Why did was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven is a six offender.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Yoda: Why was Five afraid of Seven?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Why was six afraid of seven?
'Cause he was a registered six offender
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Seven has even in it.
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︎ May 05 2020
Why was Yoda afraid of seven?
Because six, seven eight.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
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