What do a serial liar and a cesspit have in common?

They're both full of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....

It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My wife told me she's been listening to Serial

I said "Oh? That's interesting. I typically eat it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScotchHarbour
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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How do you know a successful female serial killer?

She has a run in her stalkings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What did the cat say to the serial killer?

You're freaking meowt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenSnow12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigscarydaniel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a Chinese serial killer?

A lo-MEINiac!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roger821
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?

Helen Killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandee13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Where do serial killers get their equipment?

On Amazon Crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim

Snap crackle pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaClassyPancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A serial killer was after me

we were both running for my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diganta15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?

He committed scentless acts of violence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guya763
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSahnger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines

His media name is Wurst Case Scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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There’s this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.

Patrick Debateman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What makes a serial killer mime happy?

Mute-elation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...

Kills his victims bit by bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?

A Hannibal Lecture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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not to be punny butt,,what type of waterdo serial wankers use...

hard water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?

Ted Pundy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Who was the most beautiful serial killer?

The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call a serial killer that likes to electrocute people?

A Killowat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spellspeaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Convenient toilet serial number
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What happens when you get kicked out of a serial killer fan club?

You get dismembered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asa_1191
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Serial number
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuluOne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.

It was Whore End Us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beercruiser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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My beautiful new date turned out to be a serial killer.

I'm gutted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was hiding from a serial killer in a little room while camping.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.

The police are saying that he’s still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterDad32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call it when a serial killer gets a meat cleaver for half price?

A killer deal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Just found out my daughter is a serial killer...

Frosted oaks specifically

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Serial Killer

There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.

He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.

(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)

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Which way choose the serial killer?

The sociopath

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.

And so today, the french fries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Seems there's been a lot of coverage about a serial pick-pocketer that targets little people

How could anyone stoop so low?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?

He dissolved them in antacid.

Ba-dum… tsss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekabis
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Know what the best serial killer would be?

Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larrylongshiv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?

Patrick Debateman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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