What do a serial liar and a cesspit have in common?
They're both full of shit.
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
My wife told me she's been listening to Serial
I said "Oh? That's interesting. I typically eat it."
How do you know a successful female serial killer?
She has a run in her stalkings.
What did the cat say to the serial killer?
The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
What do you call a Chinese serial killer?
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
Where do serial killers get their equipment?
Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
A serial killer was after me
we were both running for my life
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines
His media name is Wurst Case Scenario
There’s this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.
A good name for a serial killer would be “the Suspense”
That way when he’s killing me I could say “the suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?
not to be punny butt,,what type of waterdo serial wankers use...
What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?
Who was the most beautiful serial killer?
The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.
What do you call a serial killer that likes to electrocute people?
Convenient toilet serial number
What happens when you get kicked out of a serial killer fan club?
Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.
My beautiful new date turned out to be a serial killer.
I had a dream last night that I was hiding from a serial killer in a little room while camping.
The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.
The police are saying that he’s still at large.
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?
What do you call it when a serial killer gets a meat cleaver for half price?
Just found out my daughter is a serial killer...
Frosted oaks specifically
Serial Killer
There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.
He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.
(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)
Which way choose the serial killer?
The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.
And so today, the french fries.
Seems there's been a lot of coverage about a serial pick-pocketer that targets little people
How could anyone stoop so low?
How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?
He dissolved them in antacid.
Ba-dum… tsss!
Know what the best serial killer would be?
Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.
What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?
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