My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.

But will she leave me ?

Find out next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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All this drama with hedge funds has me wondering?

Are they the same thing as my landscaping budget?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carpe__Cerevisi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?

Graze Anatomy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idle_Giant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.

But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I really miss drama class...

...it was the only class where I didn't get in trouble for acting up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord-Wombat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre

Thespian Network

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacMook_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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The drama has really been bubbling up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissJinxed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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If you want to live drama-free, you should move to India.

They don't have beef with anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burpmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I am writing a drama on puns.

It's going to be a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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There’s a new drama featuring herbivore doctors...

It’s called Graze Anatomy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Jane Austen IS best known for period drama.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teejango
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What does a science teacher say when he wants in on the drama.

Spill the thesis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_HolyGuacamole_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What is a Swede's favorite musical drama?

"A Star is BjΓΆrn".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarvelGeek5321
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What do you call a rodent drama set in Florida?

Miami Mice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerefordMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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R/vegetarian is such a chill, drama-free sub.

They never have any beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_YOUR_KOALAZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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Period drama

What if money came out of our vaginas when we were on our periods?

We’d be bloody rich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackEyedBroad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Save the drama...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fromanny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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Did you guys hear about the upcoming medical drama starting a large black man as a neurosurgeon?

It's called "Ving Rhames in the Membrane"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xamadam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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I went to see a drama named "puns",

Turned out it was just a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niallsh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2015
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Bodybuilders can be such drama queens

They're never happy unless they get their whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WingBuffet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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My girlfriend makes costumes for my university's drama department. One day I asked her...

Is something wrong? You seamstressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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Why is grain such a drama queen?

Because it does everything with a flour-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebohrer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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Dating Drama

I went on a few dates with a girl who works at Macy's. We chat a lot and then she sprung a weird question on me. She said, "my boss thinks you're cute and wants your number. Should I give it to her?" I told her I'd prefer to keep dating her and not her boss, but if she just wanted to be friends, then she could give her my number, which she did.

When I told this story to my dad, he said, "you could date both of them at the same time and choose the most interesting one." I said, "that sounds like that could be a reality show" and without missing a beat he said, "yeah, it could be called Macy's Date Parade."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tolerantlychaotic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?

It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyanLights
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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I think I pulled an Abbott and Costello on my drama teacher.

Earlier today, we were going through costume inventory for our next musical and my teacher was going through the wigs.

Him: "Okay, we have a sugar plum wig, a fairy godmother wig, a witch wig..."

Me: "Hey, Mr. Teacher, which wig?"

Him: "The witch wig."

Me: "That's what I'm asking."

One person groaned in the back,, and slowly, everyone got the joke and was groaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefonio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Fastest way to silence teenage drama

When I was a teen, feeling properly unheard as any teen girl does, anytime I'd say, "Nobody ever listens to me!" my dad would always respond, "What?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kackygreen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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What is an alien's favourite medical drama?

Greys' Anatomy.

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