In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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If it fell into the river it would be in Seine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/legr3c
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River

I told him thats bat shit in Seine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chilidog0572
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...

Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...

I'm in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,

you must be in-Seine!

(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samsta36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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If you fall into a river in Paris...

you’re in Seine!

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Sein Wave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toast888
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.

I just think that's in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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If I fell into the river that flows through Paris...

...am I legally in Seine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..

She must be in-Seine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Did you hear about the Parisian that got so sad when he saw Notre Dame burn, that he threw himself in the river?

He was in Seine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oggemer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Puns for Educated Minds
  1. The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; I'll go on a head.

  13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: Keep off the Grass.

  15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

  17. A backward poet writes inverse.

  18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

  19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

  20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

  21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.

  22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam!

  23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

  24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, I’ve lost my electron. The other says Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I’m positive.

  25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

  26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshFocusPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Back when I was in France, I witnessed a man jump off of a bridge.

He was totally in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Soft_Spoken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I went swimming in Paris recently

It was inSeine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljclai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Why did the alligator think he was a crocodile?

He was in de Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obrainless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Why does France put all of its crazy people in the river?

Because they’re in Seine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doge_the_dogey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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I was going to divert the river to flood Paris...

But I didn't want to cause a Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theotherpurple
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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I can't believe how much they're charging me for a dinner cruise in Paris...

It's in Seine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasiba
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Why did my crazy Aunt jump into the river in Paris?

I don't know if she's insane, but she's in Seine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tysciha
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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The owner of our office space came into the office today to announce that he was going to be on holidays for the next few weeks in Paris, at a beautiful spot right on the river.

I said "I hope being so close to the river doesn't make you go InSeine..."

Surprisingly, I got a pretty good laugh considering it was my first time meeting the guy. My colleague, who is more acquainted with my antics, rolled her eyes :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
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Dad strikes again

My family was sitting round the table for our bi-weekly dinner, and the conversation was about my Brothers GF's recent trip to Paris. My Dad perked up from his food when the River Seine was mentioned asking "Did you see anyone jump it? Because if you had than they were Insane!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespedlaverne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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When I visited Paris, I jumped off a bridge.

They told me I was in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anyeyeball
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