I like to play this game with my daughter it's called "hide and seek."
She hides, and then I see how high I can count (out loud) before she gets annoyed and comes out to complain about the game.
I want to start a hide-and-seek tournament but...
Good players are hard to find.
Where do you take someone who's been injured while playing Hide and Seek ?
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?
Because he was a Thor loser
My daughter wanted to play hide and seek in the dark. I said "That means I would only be able to find you using sound ...
Dalmatians must hate playing hide and seek.
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
Why was the cheetah bad at hide and seek?
Wherever she hid she was always spotted.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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Looking for good clean fun!
What do you call a game of hide and seek that's in a hospital?
What do you call a mallard that cheats at hide-and-go-seek?
I hate playing hide and seek with tree nuts
Two days ago, I wanted to play hide and seek with kids but couldn't
Good players are hard to find.
Why can't dalmatians play hide-and-seek?
Because they're always spotted.
Why is it pointless to play hide and seek with mountain ranges?
Why did the outlaw tailor seek sanctuary at Disneyland?
They'd let her lie low and stitch.
My friend always goes to the campground when he seeks purpose...
That's the only time his thoughts are in tents.
I tried playing hide and seek with the girl who works at my local Chinese restaurant.
No good, she kept Peking.
What’s the best clothing for Hide and Seek?
Leather armor, because it’s made of hide
What does an Italian playing hide-and-seek say when he catches his friend, Tori?
Why aren’t Giraffes good at hide and go seek?
Because they’re always spotted.
To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?
Because the ducks are always Peking.
My dad is very good at hide n seek
I guess you could say he's very... dadicated
Why didn’t anyone spot the aircraft while they were playing hide and seek?
Because it was hidden from plane sight.
I was playing hide and seek with spring and could not find it.
Then it came around the corner.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting. Pascal runs and hides, but Newton just draws a square and sit down. Einstein opens his eyes and exclaims, "Newton, I've found you!"
Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"
What did the necrophiliac seek at the cemetery?
Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains?
Because they’re always peaking
The world champion in hide n' seek's name is
Usain Bolt sucks at playing hide and seek.
He can run but he can't hide.
Never play hide and seek with a Peking duck.
My son's preschool organized a Halloween hide-n-seek game today for the kids
It was a total witch hunt
Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing hide and seek.
Einstein was the seeker. While Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, Newton just stood behind Einstein, while drawing a 1 by 1 meter square with a marker and standing in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" shouted Einstein. "Found you Newton!" "No, you found Pascal!" said Newton
Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?
...because they're always spotted.
(Pokédex speaking) Enjoys playing hide and seek. Is known for its sneezing.
What's the worst place to hide when you play hide-and-seek at the hospital?
What did the rabbi say when he finally found his nephew after a drawn out session of hide-and-seek?
Sometimes when my kid wants to play hide-and-seek and I want to watch the ballgame on TV,
I let them go hide while I sit on the couch and count to nine innings.
Dad joke makers I seek your wisdom: String family joke work in progress
I have a good punch line but haven't been able to design a satisfying lead in for it:
Do you know why the string family decided to break up?
...
Apparently not
(A parent-ly knot)
Playing hide and go seek can be hard...
you can never win as a Dalmatian because your always spotted.
I’m having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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My idea of a professional Hide and Seek tournament failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.
Good players are hard to find.
I’m trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I’m having a lot of trouble.
Good players are hard to find.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
I want to start a championship winning hide-and-seek team...
... But good players are hard to find.
Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but couldn’t do it.
Good players are hard to find.
I’ve been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but it’s not easy.
Good players are hard to find.
Don't play hide and seek with a mountain.
They always have a peek...
Why didn’t the cheetah like to play hide and seek?
Because it’s always spotted.
Why are leopards bad at hide and seek?
No matter where they hide, they're always spotted
Don't play hide and seek with mountains.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide And Seek league
Good players are hard to find.
Why can't leopards play hide and go seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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