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👤︎ u/gingerbate
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Seahorse
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📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Do you guys think if a seahorse did better in school

It would be an A or B-horse?

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📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why don't female seahorses give birth?

Because they think it's best for a manta rays kids.

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📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Found a seahorse
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👤︎ u/Mim245
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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Seahorses are truly underachieving creatures...

If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!

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👤︎ u/Blastbeast
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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How does a seahorse travel

It scallops

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📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Seahorse
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📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Seahorse
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📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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Seahorses (x-post r/pics)
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📅︎ Feb 27 2014
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How can you tell when u have a stud seahorse?

You can tell by its scallop!

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📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"

Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."

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📅︎ Nov 30 2014
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Someone thought I was stupid and tried to explain what a sawhorse is

But I shut him down immediately because I'm well aware that it's the past tense of seahorse

Thanks

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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a joke my dad told that took 2 weeks to pay off

(the joke makes more sense in dutch)

My dad talking to my nephew about his pet horse he used to have.

"My horse was an oddball, wherever we'd go he'd look for water to splash around in. one time we went to the beach and he'd jump into the water and swim around."

Two weeks later we're hanging out and my aunt tells dad she heard the story about his horse, and asked what kind of horse it was.

"a seahorse"

(in dutch he talked about a dog, and a seal in dutch is "zeehond" (seadog))

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👤︎ u/Lewney
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why did the horse start walking towards the water?

Because he wanted to be a seahorse.

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📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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If horses gallop...

Do seahorses scallop?

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👤︎ u/easy-dub
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Whenever we drive by a field with a horse in it, I get my girls with this.

Me: SEAHORSE!!!

kids: what? Where?

I point to the horse in the field: see? Horse!

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👤︎ u/strider820
📅︎ Jun 18 2017
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I was at the aquarium the other day.

Staff members told me that the dwarf seahorse was quite small.

I didn't skip a beat, stating "yeah, he's a bit shrimpy".

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📅︎ Apr 18 2017
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If a car's power is determined by it's horsepower...

is a boat's power determined by its seahorse power?

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📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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Do you know why the horse stalls at a racetrack are labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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👤︎ u/stretch85
📅︎ Mar 06 2016
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