School violence Puns

A list of puns related to "School violence"

The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.

The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AlitaBattlePringleTM
šŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Iā€™m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.

This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and Iā€™m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/meticulouslycrafted
šŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Dad's dating violence joke

Dad: What did you do at school today? Me: I went to a dating violence assembly. Dad: Why would you ever want to date violence. Me: groan

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ace7195
šŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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