What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?
Itโs a take Iโm willing to risk.
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
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Wife: Stop making a scene!
Husband: If no one made scenes, there would be no movies!
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Why is 'Careless Whisper' played in so many hot scenes?
It is a rather saxy song.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.
Apparently something was afoot.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What do we call a crime scene of a crime done by spiders?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the โGuess your weightโ booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.
He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.
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I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
The police show up on a crime scene
They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said
โIt was a snap decisionโ
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes
It always comes down to the wire.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Make a pun on the word "scenes" please
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︎ Feb 11 2020
The following depicts scenes of gratuitous heteronormative sexual acts
Sensitive viewers are advised to avert their gays
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︎ Apr 21 2020
My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It was a little drum attic.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Two police officers were investigating a murder scene.
They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.
Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."
Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"
Officer 1: "It's concrete."
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︎ Jul 02 2020
At crime scenes where they sketch out a body with chalk?
Is that technically a die-agram?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. Iโll let myself out.....
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︎ May 14 2020
What country has the most active stripper scene?
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︎ May 26 2020
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
I said, โThatโs a wrap.โ
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...
They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...
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︎ May 25 2020
I realized I have all the components to make my own COVID-19 Lego scene
All I had to do was paint some heads white to be toilet paper. I didn't have a lot of heads so it looks like I'm almost out.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Two policemen, an officer and a detective, are investigating a murder scene.
The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"
The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Could be a scene from Game Of Thrones
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︎ Aug 27 2019
My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Toy story 4 used to have a scene where Woody's friends died.
They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The trouble eye scene
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︎ Jun 27 2018
There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Sherlock and Watson visit a murder scene
Sherlock inspects the body and notes that the man doesn't have anything covering his top. Watson looks at Sherlock and says "Yeah, no shirt, Sherlock!"
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Game of Thrones S8 E4 has a Starbucks cup in one of the scenes by mistake...
People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.
-Ellen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GQ0mUydWhI
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︎ May 09 2019
Last night I got drunk and agreed to star in a bukkake scene, blindfolded...
I don't know what came over me
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︎ Jul 08 2019
When you are watching a cop movie and want to go right to the action scene
I'm gonna cut right to the chase
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︎ Mar 18 2019
My friend caught hypothermia while painting outdoor scenes in Northern Canada.
Everyone thinks he needed a second coat.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Crime scene cleaner once said:
Most people are dying to see him ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
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︎ Jun 11 2019
How did the hacker escape the scene of the crime?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
What Happens Behind the Scenes
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A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. A news reporter comes to the scene and summarizes it in four words.
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just ransomware.
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