What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?

Itโ€™s a take Iโ€™m willing to risk.

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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Wife: Stop making a scene!

Husband: If no one made scenes, there would be no movies!

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Why is 'Careless Whisper' played in so many hot scenes?

It is a rather saxy song.

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Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.

Apparently something was afoot.

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When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.

So I decided to just cut to the chase.

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What do we call a crime scene of a crime done by spiders?

It's their WEB site!

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As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the โ€œGuess your weightโ€ booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.

He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.

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I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.

The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.

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The police show up on a crime scene

They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said โ€œIt was a snap decisionโ€

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Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?

He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks

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I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes

It always comes down to the wire.

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Make a pun on the word "scenes" please
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notcallipygian
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The following depicts scenes of gratuitous heteronormative sexual acts

Sensitive viewers are advised to avert their gays

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My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.

It was a little drum attic.

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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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Two police officers were investigating a murder scene.

They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.

Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."

Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"

Officer 1: "It's concrete."

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At crime scenes where they sketch out a body with chalk?

Is that technically a die-agram?

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Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.

To be sure. Iโ€™ll let myself out.....

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What country has the most active stripper scene?

Poland

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After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.

I said, โ€œThatโ€™s a wrap.โ€

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The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...

They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...

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I realized I have all the components to make my own COVID-19 Lego scene

All I had to do was paint some heads white to be toilet paper. I didn't have a lot of heads so it looks like I'm almost out.

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My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.

I just dodged a bullet.

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Two policemen, an officer and a detective, are investigating a murder scene.

The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"

The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."

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Could be a scene from Game Of Thrones
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quick robot chicken scene youtube.com/watch?v=Ywnhlโ€ฆ
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My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...

It's so i-khan-ic.

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This scene fell a little flat v.redd.it/gstf2jxpahp21
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Toy story 4 used to have a scene where Woody's friends died.

They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.

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When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.

"Her invisible jet."

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The trouble eye scene
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There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.

Douche Baggins.

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Sherlock and Watson visit a murder scene

Sherlock inspects the body and notes that the man doesn't have anything covering his top. Watson looks at Sherlock and says "Yeah, no shirt, Sherlock!"

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Game of Thrones S8 E4 has a Starbucks cup in one of the scenes by mistake...

People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.

-Ellen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GQ0mUydWhI

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Last night I got drunk and agreed to star in a bukkake scene, blindfolded...

I don't know what came over me

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When you are watching a cop movie and want to go right to the action scene

I'm gonna cut right to the chase

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My friend caught hypothermia while painting outdoor scenes in Northern Canada.

Everyone thinks he needed a second coat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Crime scene cleaner once said:

Most people are dying to see him ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/m1ngaa
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How did the hacker escape the scene of the crime?

They ran-some-where

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What Happens Behind the Scenes
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A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. A news reporter comes to the scene and summarizes it in four words.

Pun in, ten dead.

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just ransomware.

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