Before hiring a new stylist, my salon requires a demonstration of the potential hire's skills...
Most don't even make the cut.
Why was Voldemort fired from the salon?
Because he kept shouting “enemies of the hair...beware!”
What do you call a woman who works in a sunbed salon?
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
Did you hear about the boxer that opened a salon?
He called it Bob and Weave.
Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?
He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...
It's about to get ugly out there.
Stay safe.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Why are they called hair salons?
When I go I ask for hair so short.
Saw this sign in front of a hair salon and it made me laugh
Why will orthodontists and nail salons be the first businesses to reopen?
Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.
Daughter @ the salon
My daughter was getting her hair cut the other day and she mentioned to the stylist that she used to have hair down to her waist.
Stylist "how did you do that?"
Me "she was shorter, her back wasn't as long"
Daughter and fiance groan
The stylist had to take a minute to stop laughing.
With both the salons and banks closed
I don’t know how I’m expected to make a pretty penny
This might. Be. The nicest hair salon. Around.
True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
Saw this at a local hair salon
Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it “A Range Of Tans”
I quit my job at the hair salon...
They had too many conditions
I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”
What do you call a scientist that never visits the tanning salon?
A salon was fined the other day for using synthetic feces to wash hair...
... they got in trouble for using sham poo.
Why did the zombies attack the hair salon?
The people at my hair salon make me wanna..
My daughter Charlotte went to a salon for that fake beach look.
We were walking past a salon called Shears
so I pointed and said "Where everybody knows your mane."
Taking your dad to a beauty salon
Me: sit and wait for me here.
Dad: wait is that a tanning booth or a Tardis?!
What do you call a woman who works in a suntan salon ?
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...
... it’s about to get ugly out there
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