"I did it all for Tanooki!"
I shit you knot
Five out of four students still don’t understand fractions by the time they graduate.
The results speak for themselves.
"Doesn't matter to me, I am bi-stemual".
Absolute silence.
But then, why wouldn't they?
I don't know where this stems from, but I think I'm being stalked.
The last one is just a spare I guess.
Apple-y ever after.
They carry the one.
The stem cell therapy was not what he expected.
It came from a stem cell.
It’s cutting-edge stem cell research.
The letter A because it always has a B after it.
“well, to be honest, I didn’t even know she sold flowers”
Stem cells
The hippo campus
They say she has appeal
Because only you can prevent Florist Friars
She cracked my will to fight.
Hopkido.
Because they have problems that stem from deeply rooted issues.
For a silent auction for a non-profit I'm helping with they need rose puns/play on words for the packages. It's a wine event as well. Here are some of the ideas I've figured out as well. Whine and Rows? Rose Colored Glasses Rose and Shone
STEM
STEM!
We're looking for the root cause.
You might say it was a lucky stroke...
I actually did have a stroke, btw. Back in '17. Caused by an aneurysm bursting in my brain stem. Was less than fun. But to paraphrase Mel Brooks, if you can laugh at it, you've won.
He's a stem major.
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
A man and a woman are sitting in a bar. After some time, the woman notices that the man has not looked in her direction once. Curious, she asks the man if he would like to buy her a drink.
Playing coy the man responds, "Ma'am, you are beautiful indeed, but are you talented as well?"
Feeling flirty, the woman takes a cherry from the bar and puts it in her mouth, stem and all. Within seconds she swallows the cherry, spits out the seed, and reveals the stem, tied in a perfect knot.
The man chuckles. Without another word he picks up a cherry and pulls off the stem. He puts the stem in his mouth, and pounds the rest of his beer in one gulp, revealing and empty mouth to the woman.
Perplexed, the woman asks, "Is that supposed to impress me?"
Confidently, the man replies, "Indeed I do believe it will."
She laughs and says, "It will? Are you shitting me?"
He responds, "I shit you knot."
I don't know where this stems from, but I think I'm being stalked.
I think I'm being stalked
