Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What is the first step in making a solar system?

You gotta planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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If they made a movie about our solar system ...

... the sun would be the star of the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddof
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Generating all of our power from solar energy ....

... its not going to happen overnight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I own a solar powered food maker.

It's an apple tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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I have a picture with me standing and solar panels in the background. Please suggest something punny.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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If I have a solar-powered phone, and I use it to make a call…

… is that a sun dial?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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β€œDad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”

β€œNo sun”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrJuice-y
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?

It uses an asteroid belt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scifi_jon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels...

But, if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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If I had to rate our solar system...

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabereyn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What's a solar eclipse?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elisioth4739
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Operating a solar farm is probably easy

After all, it's a light crop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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How does the solar system throw a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchdearth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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So i stole my neighbours solar panel

After a bit of arguing and me joking around

And he said I think you're making light of the situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikedosefish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad-"No son."

Son-"Cmon no fair."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboGuy98
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aradhya23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Termin201
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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son: dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

no sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoebe12000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Boy : "Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad : "No sun"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollomere
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My son asked,"Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? "

I replied, "No sun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I own a solar powered food maker...

It's a apple tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Boy: β€œDad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: β€œNo sun”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbiglove33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Son: Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad: No, sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels.

But if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said β€œNo sun”

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otto0303
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"

"No son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BD_1217
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad : No Sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhimark123456
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldFartMaster10K
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmekrusty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun. Son: Why not?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

They looked at the reviews, only one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moon1499
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alluxin_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnknownNote
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system

I'd give it 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pjacob77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system.

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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If I had to rate the Solar System

I would give it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amruxiii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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