Solar Puns

A list of puns related to "Solar"

Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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If I had to rate our solar system...

I'd give it one star.

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👤︎ u/gabereyn
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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I don't plan to put up solar panels.

But if you do, more power to you.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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What's a solar eclipse?
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👤︎ u/elisioth4739
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Operating a solar farm is probably easy

After all, it's a light crop

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said “No sun”

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star

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👤︎ u/callmekrusty
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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How does the solar system throw a party?

They planet.

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👤︎ u/scorchdearth
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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So i stole my neighbours solar panel

After a bit of arguing and me joking around

And he said I think you're making light of the situation

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👤︎ u/ilikedosefish
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad-"No son."

Son-"Cmon no fair."

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👤︎ u/RoboGuy98
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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👤︎ u/aradhya23
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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👤︎ u/0Squid
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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My dad just made a joke about the solar system

I guess it was more of a son joke though

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👤︎ u/Lamboguy11
📅︎ May 21 2020
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I want to build a model of the solar system.

Just have to planet.

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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The solar system wouldn’t do well on Yelp

It only has one star

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👤︎ u/scooterT12
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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A child asks his dad, what does a solar eclipse mean.

His dad replied, "no son".

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👤︎ u/MahdeenSky
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did Dad say to Junior when asked to explain solar eclipses?

No, son.

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👤︎ u/g1cwells
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.

I just have to planet first.

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👤︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/otto0303
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No son

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"

"No son."

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👤︎ u/BD_1217
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad : No Sun

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👤︎ u/ohhimark123456
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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👤︎ u/OldFartMaster10K
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.

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👤︎ u/singh_j
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

They looked at the reviews, only one star

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👤︎ u/moon1499
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun. Son: Why not?

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👤︎ u/Yeeter_the_mosqeeter
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

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👤︎ u/Alluxin_
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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👤︎ u/UnknownNote
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun

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👤︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Hey dad, what is a solar eclipse?

No son

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👤︎ u/Caz333
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I asked my dad to explain to me about the solar eclipse...

He replied, “No sun”.

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👤︎ u/M_Huzaifa12
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system

I'd give it 1 star

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👤︎ u/Pjacob77
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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If I had to rate the Solar System

I would give it one star

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👤︎ u/amruxiii
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/SemperFidelisHoorah
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system.

I'd give it one star.

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👤︎ u/wileydan
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?

The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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If I had to rate our solar system,

I'd give it one star.

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👤︎ u/420_esketit
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews................ only one star.

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👤︎ u/Noir_Reaper
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Son: dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/ar1stocrat
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun

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👤︎ u/coolidiot2000
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.

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👤︎ u/thatrandomfly
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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If I had to rate the solar system

I would rate it one star

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👤︎ u/MidgetFucker420
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why haven’t the aliens visited our solar system yet?

Bad reviews... only 1 star.

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👤︎ u/lasercats18
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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