When rowing I never know which paddle to use.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
π︎ 13
π
︎ Jan 25 2021
I ate too many rowing paddles
π︎ 8
π
︎ May 24 2020
As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.
Quoth the raven, βNever moor.β
π︎ 16
π
︎ Mar 25 2019
What's the favorite cheer for Maine's best rowing team, the Vegetarians?
π︎ 8
π
︎ May 22 2017
What do you call a rowing machine?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Dec 15 2018
What's the name of the college fraternity really into rowing?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Mar 17 2016
Rowing machine.
My mom was looking for a rowing machine so I brought up a few on the computer she could look at. She really liked one of them but didn't quite understand how adding resistance worked so she asked me 'How do I add weight to it?". My old man immediately yells from the living room, "You sit on it!".
π︎ 65
π
︎ Feb 24 2014
I Told My Dad I had a Rowing Class
Me: Yeah, I wasn't around, I was in a rowing class.
Dad: Rowing? That's too much work for me. I'd have a stroke!
π︎ 21
π
︎ Oct 10 2013
My wife said I shouldnβt wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jan 30 2021
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
π︎ 174
π
︎ Nov 29 2020
I'm really into the first row of a csv.
You could call me a header-row sexual
π︎ 16
π
︎ Jan 07 2021
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
π︎ 314
π
︎ Nov 24 2020
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
π︎ 18
π
︎ Oct 19 2020
You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.
It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
π︎ 20
π
︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
π︎ 77
π
︎ Oct 11 2020
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
π︎ 14k
π
︎ Mar 06 2020
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 07 2020
Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear βIβm a Loser Babyβ for the third day in a row.
It was There and Beck again.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 26 2020
Mike Rowe Waved
π︎ 66
π
︎ Jun 17 2020
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
π︎ 171
π
︎ Jul 15 2020
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
π︎ 33
π
︎ Aug 22 2020
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Sep 13 2020
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Oct 08 2019
I had a friend named Lisa.
She was on the rowing team for my school. Know why?
Lisa Kudrow
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jan 03 2021
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
π︎ 20
π
︎ Jun 23 2020
2 in a row
π︎ 7
π
︎ May 10 2020
where do you find lads in a concert?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Feb 02 2021
There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?
π︎ 56
π
︎ Mar 05 2020
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing βDanger Zoneβ nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
π︎ 460
π
︎ Dec 21 2019
Row and gone
π︎ 5
π
︎ Apr 25 2020
What do you call birds that stick together?
π︎ 106
π
︎ Nov 12 2020
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Jul 30 2020
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Sep 26 2020
For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...
...no noose is good news.
π︎ 3
π
︎ May 21 2020
My π£ββοΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesnβt matter, right, left, either oar
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jan 31 2020
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing βDanger Zoneβ 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
π︎ 11k
π
︎ May 27 2018
What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards!
π︎ 10
π
︎ Mar 19 2020
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?
π︎ 38
π
︎ Dec 01 2019
I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Apr 24 2018
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Apr 30 2018
My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.
Itβs created a real division in our home.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jan 20 2020
What disease do old pirates dread most?
π︎ 80
π
︎ Sep 05 2020
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Feb 12 2020
It's amaizing
π︎ 41
π
︎ Sep 03 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
π︎ 10k
π
︎ Mar 01 2020
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Dec 01 2019
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award
means to me.
π︎ 18k
π
︎ Sep 06 2019
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jul 20 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
π︎ 13
π
︎ Aug 05 2020
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me βthe most secretive guyβ in the office.
I canβt tell you how much this award means to me.
π︎ 296
π
︎ Sep 02 2019
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