If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
My doctor told me to drink two bottles of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath
My partner turned 40 today so I gave him some red, red wine and told him
I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
Red wine and fish don't mix....
How old are you when you start liking Red wine?
Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever
At what age do you start loving red wine?
If you were a child when "Red Red Wine" came out....
My wife and I were drinking wine last night, and she looked over to me and said: “Wow... your cheeks get really red when you drink wine, it could be Rosacea.”
I looked back and her and naturally said: “...actually it’s Cab.”
Can I think of a red wine pun?
My friend can't pronounce his Rs, so his butler stopped providing him with red wine.
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
Recently I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever.
My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added some fruit and lemonade to it, and now she sangria than ever.
I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
...but I can't even finish drinking the hot bath...
My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added some fruit and lemonade to it, and now she sangria than ever.
If you were 4 when "red red wine" was released.
My wife gets mad because I keep messing with her red wine....
So I added some fruit and lemonade to it and now she sangria than ever
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
So I added some Sprite and oranges and now she’s sangria than ever.
If you were 8 years old when “Red Red Wine” was released
My wife always gets mad when I mess with her red wine…
So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she’s sangria then ever…
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