If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released

UB40 now

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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My doctor told me to drink two bottles of red wine after a hot bath...

But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-MEGA-O
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My partner turned 40 today so I gave him some red, red wine and told him

UB40

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL4Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

He's a bordeaux collie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Red wine and fish don't mix....

In fact, mine died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How old are you when you start liking Red wine?

U B 40

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creed227
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?

Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe4nna
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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At what age do you start loving red wine?

When UB40.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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If you were a child when "Red Red Wine" came out....

UB40 'ish now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My wife and I were drinking wine last night, and she looked over to me and said: β€œWow... your cheeks get really red when you drink wine, it could be Rosacea.”

I looked back and her and naturally said: β€œ...actually it’s Cab.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr00b
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Can I think of a red wine pun?

You bet Shiraz I can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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My friend can't pronounce his Rs, so his butler stopped providing him with red wine.

Serves him white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released

UB40 now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.

Hes a Bordeaux collie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spudgun81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

I added some fruit and orange juiceβ€”now she’s sangria than ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

Recently I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added some fruit and lemonade to it, and now she sangria than ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

It's a Bordeaux collie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huse789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...

...but I can't even finish drinking the hot bath...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added some fruit and lemonade to it, and now she sangria than ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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If you were 4 when "red red wine" was released.

UB40 now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My wife gets mad because I keep messing with her red wine....

So I added some fruit and lemonade to it and now she sangria than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

So I added some Sprite and oranges and now she’s sangria than ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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If you were 8 years old when β€œRed Red Wine” was released

UB40 now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acidmarkieee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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My wife always gets mad when I mess with her red wine…

So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she’s sangria then ever…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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