Tiring realization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyCatSkits
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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As I got off the chairlift, I came to the realization that skiing is not for me.

It all went downhill from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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As a recent college grad, I had a realization.

I understand my field to a degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting recently and have come to a realization

I own too many mirrors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhYeahSugah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Last night, my wife looks at me with a sudden realization and says, "We have to DO IT tomorrow!!"

My first thought was, "why is that not the goal for every day?" When I asked OK but why, her response was, "We can't let the last day of the year end without a bang!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigitiQuinti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Turned on the US News and didn't realize...

That there was a new Gerard Butler movie: "Capitol Hill has Fallen"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SliceOfLife37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Has anyone realize β€œThe IRS”

Spells β€œtheirs”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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You do realize that it's biblically correct for a man to make the coffee. Haven't you ever read the book,

Hebrews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lickedy_Split_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I just realized...

I haven’t changed my underwear this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callMeSIX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I realized that the 8mm fastener is my favorite because it's my M8!

That is all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadPunsAreBadPuns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I was really moved when I realized my mother let me win at cards.

It meant a great deal to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taco_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...

they're not called the Order of the Jelive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...

I work with beet boxes and I wrap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anelion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I didn't realize my phone came with noface detection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llamalords101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"

Go ahead, prove me wrong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photoshoppin_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteelatgburg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I was shopping at the grocery store like it was 1999. That’s when I realized the party was over...

Oops, they were out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...

I'm in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A man walks into his home to realize that all his lamps were stolen

He was delighted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Ever since I started working from home, I've realized that one of my coworkers is a real bitch...

But that's okay, I love working with my dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamyourcheese
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Realized my boys will someday be dads after the cat tried to sneak outside tonight

Me, to my two boys: "Hazel tried to escape, but I rescued her!...Or....should I say captured her?"

Boy 1: (pronunciation) "cap- CHURR!"

Boy 2: "Or... You CAT-tured her!"

Boy 1: "No, you CAT cat-ture Hazel!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble.

I have been taking it for granite all these years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I didn't realize the reopening of the Lego store was going to be so popular...

People are lining up for blocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crogers2009
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar and it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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When did Yoda realize that he would be little?

His first word was β€œiota”.

... and so it was spoken, from then onward, into existence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.

They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?

Thanks for the Baghdad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Realizing you have to poop

Body: I have to poop Brain: you’re so full of shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hydeng0seek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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When i heared that they removed Trump from the white house after realizing he probably wasn't the right man for the job..

..all i could do was shake my head and mumble... "Unpresidented"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I looked in the mirror and realized how hot I've become

I have to stop wearing hoodies on summer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books, it has reached shelf actualization.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/huxley0721
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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This son of a bitch got me. Can't be mad though; I set him up and did even realize it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasty-toes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I was driving behind this guy and realized he is celebrating a whole year early!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggysnack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My cat scratches me to get my attention, I like to think he doesn't realize he's hurting me,

he just has issues with claws and effects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newfranksinatra
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was starting to get really pissed off, and then I realized why...

I left my phone in Airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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After a few recent posts, I now realize just how dangerous math really is.

I mean, just look at all those explosions after math!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...

I work with beet boxes and I wrap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anelion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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