If Ra (the sun god) had servants,

They would be called Ramen.

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It's RA'AM
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I feel like American celebrities lack some of the β€˜ra’ that Argentine celebrities have.

For example, Maradona has exactly 1 more β€˜ra’ than Madonna.

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Ra ra ree, kick em in the knee

Ra ra rass, kick em in the....other knee.

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I'm an RA at my college, so I made a hall theme of some of my favorite Dad Jokes.

http://imgur.com/gallery/Pbr9o

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Which disney princess is the pun god

RA-PUN-ZEL undoubtedly..

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Meditate on it
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What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?

"Ta-ra, gone!"

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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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Have you heard about Vladimir Putin’s Jamaican cousin?

His name is Ras Putin.

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How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?

Sphinx wrapped

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I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.

It's RaPUNzel.

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Disney princess

Which Disney princess liked puns the most?

Probably RaPUNzel.

https://preview.redd.it/29ypd2qlqfk31.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4e8be04792a703ee2f9368eb282b08e466ff713

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What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?

Ra's berry.

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What's the name of the Sun God's Hairdresser?

Barber Ra

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Who's the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel

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What’s a magicians favourite dance move?

Abarca-DAB-ra

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The Egyptian sun god asked me why I go to work each morning. I told him it's primarily to pay off the loan I took out on dried grapes.

"It's my raisin debt, Ra."

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My girlfriend ...

I was working on a project, when I hear my girlfriend behind me, saying, "Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!"

I turn around, and she's standing there, smiling, holding our cat. She repeats the noise, directing the cat to face me. She says, "He's a ... CAT-ling gun!"

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Just heard the cheesiest song ever

"Queso-ra sera"

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I told my housemate I was gay for noodles

Because I like Ramen a lot more than Ra-women.

I got a much deserved look and groan for that one.

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Ordered a case of spicy ramen today

Told my friends this new diet separates the ra-men from the ra-boys.

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If a good romance starts with a good friendship, what does a bad romance start with?

Ra ra ra ah ah.

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Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with

β€œRa Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)

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Whos the princess of puns?

RaPUNzel

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