A sexual assault rifle.
-Stone Temple Pirates
When I handed them to him he said "So you're done reading them?"
βNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....β
Because theyβre all in AR-Kansas.
An undercover cop.
Ex-smelly-arMpits
As inspired by a three year old who couldn't say Expelliarmus - the charm that makes whatever your opponents holding fly out of their hand - usually their wand.
arTICKLE
"A.S.M....'ARRR!"
In the archives
Argon - (Ar)
I liked him ar first, but soon got tired of his ant ticks.
...I told her it was because in our house, I'm Julius Cheese-ar!
- Alaska girl out when the times right
- Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
- Iβll California
- Heβs gonna Florida car!
- Iowa lot of money right now
- He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
- Heβs the Maine character of the book
- Mind Washington dishes tonight?
- Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
The Ar-chives.
Dad: "Fancy a trip to Argate?"
Me: "Huh? Where's Argate?"
Dad: "Bottom of Ar-garden"
SO and I were walking in Port Angeles, WA near the octopus statue made out of small rocks and pebbles... and we overheard this conversation between a kid and his dad:
> Dad, is that an octopus?
> No, son, that's a rock-topus.
My dad told me this, never registered in my brain that it was a dad joke until just now. He worked in Memphis, TN but we lived north of Little Rock, AR, so he would hop a 30 minute flight on weekends on a super small commercial jet to come home.
One time there were literally no other passengers on the flight (12-20 passenger plane IIRC). The flight attendant told him "you're our only passenger, pick whatever seat you'd like"
He looked to his left and said "He's in my seat" and pointed to the pilot.
Got my wife with this one today. Heh, I was proud of myself. Get it?
"Don't mess with Hugh Jackman. He's got those long nails. And I hear he went to Michigan! Har ar ar ar ar..."
