A list of puns related to "Pesos"
Jeff Pesos.
He handed me a penny and said, "It's the least I can do."
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
They canβt afford to peso much here!
The tour guid told an offensive joke about pesos, so I started to leave. He said "stop that was not what I mint"
Context:
I currently live and study in the Philippines
One Philippine Peso (β±) is approximately 1/40 a dollar. Go check the conversion ratio if you doubt.
A single stick of this choco wafer stick right here (called Stick-O) usually costs at about β±1
I study in a college where student organizations are prevalent and their means of collecting funds is by Fund Raising Activity, i.e., selling consumables to students (usually food at exorbitant retail prices)
Every single time when I see an organization member doing his/her FRA selling Stick-O's, I ask...
Me: How much is that?
FRA: Three for five.
Me: β±3 for 5 pieces?
They chuckle in shame. They then correct me:
FRA: No, 3 pieces for β±5 pesos
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