muchos pesos
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dullbananas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My stressed out Mexican friend is moving to a place where one can live a life of ease on 100 centavos a day...

He needs a change of peso.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?

Jeff Pesos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I asked my dad if I could borrow some money...

He handed me a penny and said, "It's the least I can do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator?

A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Took a tour of the Federal Reserve the other day.

The tour guid told an offensive joke about pesos, so I started to leave. He said "stop that was not what I mint"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why are US businesses moving to Mexico?

They can’t afford to peso much here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmeloy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Context:

  • I currently live and study in the Philippines

  • One Philippine Peso (β‚±) is approximately 1/40 a dollar. Go check the conversion ratio if you doubt.

  • A single stick of this choco wafer stick right here (called Stick-O) usually costs at about β‚±1

  • I study in a college where student organizations are prevalent and their means of collecting funds is by Fund Raising Activity, i.e., selling consumables to students (usually food at exorbitant retail prices)


Every single time when I see an organization member doing his/her FRA selling Stick-O's, I ask...

Me: How much is that?

FRA: Three for five.

Me: β‚±3 for 5 pieces?

They chuckle in shame. They then correct me:

FRA: No, 3 pieces for β‚±5 pesos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/francis_0000a
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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