For a Frenchman, making bread for the Spanish king is a real pain.
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My Spanish teacher got me real good.

We were on homework time, but I didn't have any to do. As such, I whipped out the school library's copy of Les Miserables I was tediously working my way through. He noticed this.

Him: Oh? Did you hear there's a sequel?

Me: Really?

Him: Yep. It's called More Miserables.

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I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately

It means a lot to him

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👤︎ u/DieserBene
📅︎ May 26 2020
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FIL May just be my new favourite person

Doing a crossword yesterday with FIL, MIL & GIL.
FIL says "Hey did you know I completed The Times crossword the other day apart from one clue" (For those of you who don't know The Times crossword is like one of the hardest crosswords)
MIL: "Go on then tell me the clue, I bet I'll work it out"
FIL: "Ok, the clue was "Heavily laden postman"
MIL: "How many letters?"
FIL: "Hundreds and Hundreds I would imagine"

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📅︎ Feb 29 2016
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Everytime my dad sees a dog in public

So this joke is originally in Spanish;

Ese si es hijo de perra.

Translated as;

That one there is a real son of a bitch.

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