Rasputin Puns

A list of puns related to "Rasputin"

Rasputin's career as a jazz pianist

... didn't take off until he changed his stage name to Felonious Monk.

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👤︎ u/garryknight
📅︎ Nov 21 2022
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Ghandi walked around barefoot most of the time, so he had rough feet. And he fasted a lot for spiritual and political reasons, so he’s not very physically strong. And because of the fasting, you could say that he did not have great breath, it didn’t smell great.

So to sum it all up, you could say that Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Oct 06 2022
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Watched Dancing with the Tsars today

Katherine and Peter were great, but Ivan was terrible.

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👤︎ u/Hlodvigovich915
📅︎ Apr 17 2022
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