Racers Puns

A list of puns related to "Racers"

What kind of room do speed racers stay in?

...Vroom vroom.

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👤︎ u/eijensama
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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When do racers go to Finland?

When they cross the Finnish line.

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👤︎ u/loriffic
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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What car would a racer sheep drive?

A lamb-orgni !!

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👤︎ u/crickypop
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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why did the Swedish racer lose the race

because he couldn't cross the finnish line.

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👤︎ u/wesamzxc
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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👤︎ u/JohnThePekka
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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Have you heard of the opera about F-1 racers and his technicians?

It's called Carmen.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Mar 31 2016
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An upcoming Racer is hesitating on his new career...

so he yanked out his side mirrors because he didn't want to look back.

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👤︎ u/Efren_John
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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I like to race electric cars in my free time.

I'm an e-racer.

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👤︎ u/MattA2930
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.

The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line

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👤︎ u/IGotSkills
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Which drawing utensil is the fastest?

The e-racer.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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