Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants

In case they get a hole in one

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📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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People often ask me how I can play golf so much and still be so bad at it

It takes a lot of balls.

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👤︎ u/BHarcade
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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My PE teacher told me I was so bad at golf that I should go to golf jail

It would be a shame if they putt me in there.

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👤︎ u/Ibean2d
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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My friend asked why I brought an extra sock when we went golfing

It's just in case I get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/topher3003
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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Go For Broke

Fractured my collarbone a few weeks back in a motorcycle accident and had to have surgery. Got some good results in a follow up appointment.

My parents and I talked about it afterwards, one of the big questions being "Will he be able to drive soon?" by my Mother.

My Father responds with "No, but I bet he can putt."

Thanks for the smile, Dad.

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👤︎ u/Pomum
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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Vacation dad joke

So my boyfriend and I are on vacation and we drove past a putt putt golf course and my boyfriend says to me "does that giraffe look unrealistically muscular to you?"

And I said, "yeah, he must have hit the jungle gym."

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📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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During a round of golf, my playing partner's pitch lands on the green next to mine

" Great, now we can be putt buddies!"

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