Eagle puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I always bring an extra pair of underwear when I go golfing

Just incase I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morcana4life
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?

An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butmuhfreedoms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why dont eagles and eels breed?

Because its eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Wishing all of you a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WrickyB
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why didn’t the vet treat the eagle?

It was ill-eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBrokeABone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE A DAD WHEN…

β€’ you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.

β€’ you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.

β€’ you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.

β€’ mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.

β€’ you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.

β€’ your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you hear about the bald eagle that became a preacher?

He thought he was a bird of pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call a bird that has committed a crime?

An illegul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mRmyster76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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A Dell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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This is an ill eagle image. (Don't worry, he's much better now.)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swoholo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a sick bird from Mars?

An ill Eagle alien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What's the most American way to sit?

Spread Eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What bird a cop can arrest?

Ill-Eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?

Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What do you call a sweet gun?

Dessert Eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Staters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you know there is a church for the Eagles?

They are birds of pray after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?

Because it was illeagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darealhama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What’s America’s favorite animal ?

A desert eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudSteeple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot.

"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Ill eagle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Eagle rights for everyone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigOleFerret
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I shot an Eagle at my local golf course today.

Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why does the government hate it when eagles fall sick?

Because it’s β€œill eagle”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subradu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground except for the eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why are Eagles so religious?

because they’re birds of prey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do u call an eagle thats sick..?

Illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesomnolentkoala
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call a sick eagle

An illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/INamedTheDogYoda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrtyux
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?

Because it's eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykooll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?

It's eeleagle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_the_black_hole
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why can an eagle not be sick?

Because that would be illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Husain_Sial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7heWick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What do you do with a sick bird?

Deport it, because it's an ill eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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