A list of puns related to "Eagled"
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Just incase I get a hole in one.
illegal
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
Because its eeleagle.
He is now ill-eagle
It was ill-eagle.
β’ you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
β’ you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure youβll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
β’ you change your carβs oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
β’ mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
β’ you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
β’ your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
He thought he was a bird of pray.
An illegul.
Itβs Eeleagle
Talonted!
An ill Eagle alien
Spread Eagle
Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!
Dessert Eagle.
They are birds of pray after all.
Because it was illeagle.
A desert eagle
"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".
Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.
Because itβs βill eagleβ
They both live underground except for the eagle
because theyβre birds of prey
Illegal
An illegal
He is now ill-eagle
Illegal.
Itβs Eeleagle.
Talonted!
Because it's eeleagle.
Talonted!
Talonted!
It's eeleagle...
Talonted!
Because that would be illegal
Deport it, because it's an ill eagle.
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