It’s amazing that so many people are so excited about a Seagle.
Receding airlines
My wings are soar.
It came through the Griffindor.
They both fly, except for the badger.
He was an ill eagle.
He couldn't find his caw!
because it is illeagle
"Can you knot?"
Because it's ill-eagle
Because everythings... cheap cheap
An ill-eagle
Mine was a hawk but I have an alter eagle
One is in violation of the law and the other is a sick bird
I said “that’s bushtit!”
Nature abhors a vacuum.
He gets tweetment
The guys in the meat department at Giant Eagle chased me out before I could bag it.
Because its eeleagle.
Because they drank the 't'
Do bagels fly over the bay?
Jesus, Moses and an old man go to play golf.
Moses goes first, hits the ball and it goes into the lake. He parts the lake, walks up to the ball, hits it again and it goes into the hole.
Jesus goes next, hits the ball and it goes into the lake. He walks up to the lake, walks on the water, up to the ball, hits it again and it goes into the hole.
The old man goes next, hits the ball and just before it goes into the water, a fish jumps up and swallows the ball. Just before the fish goes back into the water, an eagle swoops down, grabs the fish, and starts flying off with it. Out of nowhere, a lightning bolt hits the eagle, the eagle drops the fish, the fish spits out the ball and it goes into the hole. Hole in one.
Jesus turns around with his hands on his hips and grumbles "if you're just going to show off, I'm not playing with you again, dad!"
Few people realize the reflective quality in cat eyes increases proportionately with the size of the cat. Because of this, cats in the Savanna are hunted for their eyes to use in various crafts and remedies. When game wardens are searching for poachers, they do it at night, following the glow of the removed organs. The Eagles even referenced it in a song, hence the line "you can't hide your lion eyes".
A bald eagle
It’s Eeleagle
A desert eagle
He is now ill-eagle
1969 Fleetwood Mac - Albatross
1977 ABBA - Eagle
>!1981 The Birdie Song!<
Just incase I get a hole in one.
He thought he was a bird of pray.
Rap-tors
Talonted!
His first shot is right down the middle, but the second shot lands in a sand trap. He swings hard. The ball clears the trap but hooks badly. A famous rock group is walking by. The ball ricochets off the side of the head of Mick Jagger, killing him instantly. It bounces off the head of Keith Richards, killing him too, but then lands on the green and rolls into the cup.
Yep, you got it, he killed two Stones with one birdie.
Because it was illeagle.
It was ill-eagle.
They are birds of pray after all.
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
Illegal
He is now ill-eagle
