A very proud pun of mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoharry516
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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From my daughter (so proud)

When I was young I was told I could be anyone I wanted. Turns out identity theft is a crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TryToHelpPeople
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I'm more proud of this joke I made up than the actual drawing, but, some OC for Christmas reddit.com/gallery/kjidtv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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This occurred to me at 1 am and I’ve never been more proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I’m both proud and ashamed of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakachuPikachu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said β€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Crickets, but I was proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABlokeLikeYou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shade0217
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I am proud of this one.

https://preview.redd.it/u3mj4w434h661.png?width=291&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce2d07bde9cdea18b369e70a17a728db8062b622

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My Dad was really proud of the chicken fence he put up for the chicken run.

It was impeckable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Just got my grandma good, and made my father proud

After eating dinner with my parents and grandma, I got a bag of Little Bites Fudge Brownies from the pantry. My grandma asks me if they were from the box. I hold them up and point to the package and say β€œno they’re from the bag”

My dad and I lost it and started crying. Pray that we find it soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beansforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for

I told him it’s Naan of his business

Edit: he could have replied β€œpapa dumb”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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So proud of my 3 year old daughter... her first dad joke. β€œHey Dad, why did the duck cross the road?”

Because the chicken had the day off.

Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isn’t divulging her sources. Hilarious.

Edit: The first joke she’s told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EagleTG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My 7 year old just came up with this one, made me so proud

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I'm proud of my son

Talking to my 3 year old son the other day:

Me: Do you know your letters?

Son: Yes

Me: Can you say the alphabet?

Son: The alphabet

My wife and I were cracking up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclematthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/or2072
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_tak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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So today my five-year-old daughter made me proud...

She was eating watermelon, and she wanted to know how much it cost. (She's obsessed with prices lately.) I asked her how much she thought it cost, and she said, "I don't know, a melon dollars?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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One of my most proud moments was coming up with this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jiyori
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanphi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to β€œsquare up on the ball”

She replied β€œthe ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her β€œno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”

She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says β€œI’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.

Proud dad moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsjorgehernandez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I’m proud of my daughter.

Son: What is cottage cheese? Me: Cheese you eat in a cottage. Wife: When curds and whey separate. Daughter: This is the way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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EXTREMELY proud of my 5 year old son for this uninentional one:

Son: Dad...we need a net.

Me: Why?

Son: To catch our flight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The old man would be proud

My oldest this morning as he brushed by me on the way to the bathroom:

β€œI have to take a pee”

Me:

β€œWhy don’t you leave one instead?”

The look I got: β€œπŸ€¨β€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTBoy44
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Proud of my son coming up with this joke.. Doctor: don’t eat too many apples...

Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4nish1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My 8yo daughter made me proud and came up with this: I don't get why pirates go around on boats...

They should be in the arrrrmy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableBrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Not much attention but I'm proud enough of this one I came up with that I thought you may enjoy.

Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:

https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuchSalad4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I was kinda proud of a pun I made today. reddit.com/r/CasualUK/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiiba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Proud dad moment - Dad what type of sandpaper does the dog use?

Woof ones

5 year old daughters joke, so proud :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Not sure if I should be proud of this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgcarlson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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So proud of my daughter, who ran upstairs to tell me our downstairs toilet was smoking.

She seemed really, really scared. When I told her I couldn’t smell smoke, she showed me this picture: https://imgur.com/gallery/RbplooY, giggling like crazy.

Chip off the old block she is!

Edit: thank you so much for my first ever award!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdad0206
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Adele would be proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suyesh_Shrestha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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A proud dad

My 7 year-year-old son knows me too well. When he's hungry, he becomes grumpy. The other day he said: "Papa, I'm hungry!! And please don't say 'hi hungry, I'm papa' ". I almost had tears of joy in my eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anman4200
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennis88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My grandson’s dad joke ( very proud grandfather) What kind of chips do you get at the airport?

Plane chips!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanual3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I am not proud of this... okay maybe a little bit
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Proud dad moment. Joke from my soon to be 6 year old daughter. β€œHow did the bee get to school?”

β€œOn the buzzzzz.” So proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My daughter just dropped a dad joke that made me super proud.

We're celebrating my daughter's 4th birthday party today. She puts her giant number 4 balloon on her head, turns to me and says "Look daddy, it's a four-head!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychicGnome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Proud Moment

My 6 year old son just told his sister "You butter move out of the way" while helping his mother in the kitchen. He was so proud of his joke he ran across the house to tell me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantum_Mario
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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So proud of Miss 4 - true Dad Joke!

Took her to the park today as it’s a stunningly beautiful day here in NZ.

She was on the swings and I went on the swing next to hers to show how to swing her legs properly....

I said β€œweeee” as I swung higher and higher as she was laughing.

Miss 4 said β€œDaddy, you should have gone before we left”...

So proud!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe it’ll find some love here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nugget_666
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My son just told his first dad joke at 13 and I’m so proud

So my kids are clearing the dishes after dinner, it’s their job every day. My daughter was scraping all the scraps in the bin, which contained some food. Son: β€œJeze Lauren you need to be more considerate, every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”.... Ded πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adz1179
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I’m very proud of this dad joke my daughter just came up with on the spot

Her: What is this little USB thing? Is this a juul charger?

Me: No, I think it’s an adapter for the Steam controller.

Her: Well, a juul is kind of like a steam controller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimya_d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I’m so proud of my baby, she just joined the army!

She’s going to the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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