A very proud pun of mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoharry516
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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A proud dad sits down to have a drink with his father.

"Well son , now that you have got a kid of your own, i think it's time to give you this."

"Dad you don't mean-"

"Yes son ,i do" Dad pulls out the copy of 1001 Dad Jokes,5th Edition

"Dad... i am honoured..." , He says , tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured" , replies his father , "i'm dad".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Setsunai___
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I was very proud of myself :3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loki12241224
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Proud Dad Moment

Last month, a guy in Cincinnati stole a salt truck and led police on a 30 minute chase. (true story) At one point he tried to dump the load of salt on a police car. I told my teenage daughter this and she looked at me with a straight face and said β€œI guess they’re going to arrest him for assaulting an officer.” 😁

Never been prouder of my daughter. 😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisgoggs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Proud dad moment happened today!

My son and I were driving home from his baseball practice when we see a car with a vinyl wrap. All digital camo. I point it out and said β€œthat’s a nice car huh?” And he replies β€œwhat car? All I see are wheels.” It took me a second to realize what he said. So I looked over to him he had the biggest smirk on his face. I almost teared up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BakedDoeBoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I am sooooo proud of myself for this one πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TysonPlett
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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8 Year Old's Bee Pun - Proud Mom Moment

I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"

I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedievalSpice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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From my daughter (so proud)

When I was young I was told I could be anyone I wanted. Turns out identity theft is a crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TryToHelpPeople
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud

For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"

I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proygratoke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Proud dad moment.

My almost 8 year told me today that he wanted a pet bee so he could name him beeba fett and I have never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turdferguson586
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Was so proud of my boys. I just asked them what we should call the can opener that just broke. I’m an instant they said, β€œA can’t opener?” They will be good dads someday!

A pic for anyone who wants to see it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kileni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said β€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I'm more proud of this joke I made up than the actual drawing, but, some OC for Christmas reddit.com/gallery/kjidtv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I’m both proud and ashamed of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakachuPikachu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Crickets, but I was proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABlokeLikeYou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shade0217
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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This occurred to me at 1 am and I’ve never been more proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Proud!! I just put a puzzle together, it only took 2 days.

Box said 2-4 years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancity1985
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I’m a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?

Or is it a low ha (Aloha)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pimco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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So Proud!

We were talking about all of the songs with explicit lyrics on the new Ariana Grande album this morning and my 7-year-old son blurts out: β€œHer name should be Sweariana Grande!” I like the way this kid’s brain is growing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogsaybark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I am proud of this one.

https://preview.redd.it/u3mj4w434h661.png?width=291&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce2d07bde9cdea18b369e70a17a728db8062b622

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So today my five-year-old daughter made me proud...

She was eating watermelon, and she wanted to know how much it cost. (She's obsessed with prices lately.) I asked her how much she thought it cost, and she said, "I don't know, a melon dollars?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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So proud of my 3 year old daughter... her first dad joke. β€œHey Dad, why did the duck cross the road?”

Because the chicken had the day off.

Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isn’t divulging her sources. Hilarious.

Edit: The first joke she’s told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EagleTG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My Dad was really proud of the chicken fence he put up for the chicken run.

It was impeckable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to β€œsquare up on the ball”

She replied β€œthe ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her β€œno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”

She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says β€œI’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.

Proud dad moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsjorgehernandez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_tak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for

I told him it’s Naan of his business

Edit: he could have replied β€œpapa dumb”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/or2072
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My 7 year old just came up with this one, made me so proud

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One of my most proud moments was coming up with this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jiyori
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Just got my grandma good, and made my father proud

After eating dinner with my parents and grandma, I got a bag of Little Bites Fudge Brownies from the pantry. My grandma asks me if they were from the box. I hold them up and point to the package and say β€œno they’re from the bag”

My dad and I lost it and started crying. Pray that we find it soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beansforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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EXTREMELY proud of my 5 year old son for this uninentional one:

Son: Dad...we need a net.

Me: Why?

Son: To catch our flight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I'm proud of my son

Talking to my 3 year old son the other day:

Me: Do you know your letters?

Son: Yes

Me: Can you say the alphabet?

Son: The alphabet

My wife and I were cracking up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclematthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennis88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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So proud of my daughter, who ran upstairs to tell me our downstairs toilet was smoking.

She seemed really, really scared. When I told her I couldn’t smell smoke, she showed me this picture: https://imgur.com/gallery/RbplooY, giggling like crazy.

Chip off the old block she is!

Edit: thank you so much for my first ever award!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdad0206
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I’m proud of my daughter.

Son: What is cottage cheese? Me: Cheese you eat in a cottage. Wife: When curds and whey separate. Daughter: This is the way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Not sure if I should be proud of this
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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The old man would be proud

My oldest this morning as he brushed by me on the way to the bathroom:

β€œI have to take a pee”

Me:

β€œWhy don’t you leave one instead?”

The look I got: β€œπŸ€¨β€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTBoy44
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Proud of my son coming up with this joke.. Doctor: don’t eat too many apples...

Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4nish1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I was kinda proud of a pun I made today. reddit.com/r/CasualUK/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiiba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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