I’m done paying for my kids private school

They won’t even tell me where it is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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I’m thinking about sending my mailing labels to private school.

Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plausibl3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I've been getting into a lot of trouble at school recently, so my dad asked to have a word in private

He turned to me and said, "Parwiovradte."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastProtagonist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Seniors in private schools

Are part of the upper class

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Locker Room

Today at school in the locker room, a bunch of freshmen were fighting over who had released a 'noxious gas' earlier. My friend turns to me and says "Wow, they're pretty into finding out who dealt it." To which I replied "I agree. They must have a private intestigator." I'm pretty proud of myself for that one. I think it might be my best pun to date.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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[help] Christmas-related pun for spreading cheer and kicking ass.

My sister is a teacher at a private high school for kids with learning and behavior difficulties. She just texted me for help with a funny slogan about spreading cheer and kicking ass.

Basically, each student "adopted" a teacher and they're going to do some sort of obstacle course. They're Santa's helpers, and have hats, shirts, and swords. She just came up with this idea at the last minute and would like help thinking of a punny tagline.

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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