A list of puns related to "Principate"
Principal: "Johnny the essay you handed in titled 'my dog' is the exact same as the one your sister wrote last year. Can you please explain why they are identical?"
Johnny: "Yes, it's the same dog."
Sorry, wrong Title.
He was being a bad roll model.
It's a very PC work environment.
For using fowl language
"But you have to. It's Monday..."
"My stomach hurts!!"
"No it doesn't. Come on now, get dressed..."
"But the kids are mean to me!!"
"I'm sure some of them are nice..."
"The teachers all hate me!!"
"They can't hurt you..."
"I still don't want to go!!"
"But you have to, dear... you're the principal."
Naan violent
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
Because he was losing control of his faculties.
A scholarship
The teacher asked tim in this way : tim your mom is pregnant right is it a boy or girl?
Tim told the teacher she had a bicycle.
Bicycle? Asked teacher
Yeah or maybe a tricycle... Replied tim
Annoyed by the reply teach took him to office
The principal asked the tim same question.
Tim replied she had a bicycle or a tricycle or maybe a gocart....
The principal called his mother and asked.
The mother replied she had a miscarriage.
Tim : i knew that thing had wheels.
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
These are the principals I live by
Jacinda home.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."
Homeschool is tough work....
He said a square word
A taxi
"Mr. Smith, if you want to keep your job as the grammar teacher, you need to start teaching the ENTIRE alphabet."
I guess you could said I'm the dickhead
Because they wanted to be aloan.
He mint well.
My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.
Why did A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z all get sent to the principal's office?
Because they were naughty! (Not "E")
He stood on principal.
At least I stuck to my principals.
...it lacks principals?
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
It's the principal that counts.
How did the janitor get the principal to love him? He swept her off her feet.
Will Smith's property (150 acres) is larger than Vatican City (110 acres). Therefore, if he were to do so, it would not be the smallest country.
That day would be known as independence day.
The country would be a Fresh Principality.
After all you had to make sure the kids didn't sacrifice their principals.
A bridge went to bridge school and did something wrong, he was called into the principals office, the principal then said "you're suspended"
He said: "Dont you know in every principal there's a pal"
Finance was his principal interest.
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
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