Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Wild Falcons live to be about 13. So all the Falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st Century.
They're Millennial Falcons
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
Coming this fall to CBS, a new sitcom about a pair of actresses living in the 17th Century...
It’s called “2 Baroque Girls”.
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.
It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.
From Twitter.
Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century
Before that it was a cardinal Sin
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
The 21st century is now old enough to drink.
And you thought the sober years were bad
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
I just read that times were real tough for musicians in the early 17th century...
I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.
How did women in the 16th century stay fit?
They worked their core-set
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Why is first-century Rome like a 2-star restaurant?
Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.
It’s the Melony of the century
I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
“Oil on canvas”——Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
“Oil on Canvas.”—- Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America
One of the greatest artists of the 20th century
Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
This explains the early-20th century intelligent look
This one's for them 9th century bois
They only started selling music in the 17th Century.
It was during the BAROQUE era!
If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...
...you'd have a Chopin List.
People in the 17th century were so baroque...
there was constant luting in the streets
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
Court Chester: Cell of the Century
Chester, the defendant, stood in front of the judge's imposing bench, waiting patiently for the reason why he was there. To further muddle the moment, he stared at items unfamiliar to him, at least in that context.
Perched on and near His Honor's desk were the following: A DuraLast Ultra in one car with a long, black cord stretching to another car, several alkaline D cells plugged into a black box, and lastly, a cell phone with its cord sticking into the wall.
Finally removing Chester's questioned look was his attorney leaning into his ear to whisper, "It's official, now: You're facing battery charges."
Back in 20th century everybody thought we would land on Mars by 2021 ...
I guess hindsight is 2020 ..!
All work and no plague makes for a very different 13th Century.
Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments
What's a 15th Century Mexican's favorite type of technology?
In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...
Jeff Foxworthy does something newsworthy, and 20th Century picks up on it.
What do you call a 14th century yesman?
Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly.
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