I was in a food fight at school & accidentally hit the principal with a stale cafeteria bun...

...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?

Jacinda home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoreysCaveChatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Told my kid "Go to the Principal's Office!"

I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."

Homeschool is tough work....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shortbusaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why did the little rectangle get sent to the principal's office?

He said a square word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNova121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, β€œWhat’s your name, son?” He replies, β€œD-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, β€œOh, do you have a stutter?”

The student replies, β€œNo sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad which got me a walk to the Principal's office in 2nd grade

Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.

To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.

And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!

Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodLordsTaint
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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Principal: Sorry to call you in, but your son set the school on fire.

Parents: Arson?

Principal: Yes, your son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berniemax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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The principal is so dumb!

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliasad1122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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I’m the principal of a school called St.Richard

So I guess you could say I’m the dickhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAm_Unsure
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I had to have talk with the principal over my policy of giving no A's on my tests.

"Mr. Smith, if you want to keep your job as the grammar teacher, you need to start teaching the ENTIRE alphabet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".

He mint well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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[Request] I need a tasteful pun about retirement for a principal of a school. Anyone got any?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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People who drop out of school have no principals or class.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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Got my vice principal today.

My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungryfox77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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Im a principal of a school called St. Richards

So I guess you could say Im the dickhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Penguin-of_Doom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I'm the principal of a school called st richards

I guess you could said I'm the dickhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroGamer10
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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