A list of puns related to "The Principal"
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
Jacinda home.
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."
Homeschool is tough work....
The student replies, βNo sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.β
He said a square word
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
So I guess you could say Iβm the dickhead.
"Mr. Smith, if you want to keep your job as the grammar teacher, you need to start teaching the ENTIRE alphabet."
He mint well.
It's the principal that counts.
How did the janitor get the principal to love him? He swept her off her feet.
Will Smith's property (150 acres) is larger than Vatican City (110 acres). Therefore, if he were to do so, it would not be the smallest country.
That day would be known as independence day.
The country would be a Fresh Principality.
After all you had to make sure the kids didn't sacrifice their principals.
A bridge went to bridge school and did something wrong, he was called into the principals office, the principal then said "you're suspended"
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
"Now you're out standing in the principal's office."
My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.
My wife leaves a ton of hairs in the bathtub and forgets to pick them up. I call her on it.
Her: "well, you're in the bathroom now, pick them up."
Me: "no. You always do it. It's the principal of it."
Her: "no it's not the principal 'cause they haven't gone to school."
ΰ² _ΰ² i couldn't stoo laughing for about 5 minutes.
I guess you could said I'm the dickhead
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
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