I was in a food fight at school & accidentally hit the principal with a stale cafeteria bun...

...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
šŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?

Jacinda home.

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šŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Principal: Sorry to call you in, but your son set the school on fire.

Parents: Arson?

Principal: Yes, your son.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/berniemax
šŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Iā€™m the principal of a school called St.Richard

So I guess you could say Iā€™m the dickhead.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/iAm_Unsure
šŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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People who drop out of school have no principals or class.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kopextacy
šŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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Okay this isn't a typical Dad Joke but it's a dad joke.

So this just happened.

My dad walked into my room, said "So you think you can take on your old man," doing an exaggerated impression of a bad lip sync, threw a toy throwing star at me, and left. I have no further explanation.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CatoticNeutral
šŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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BadBoyBridge

A bridge went to bridge school and did something wrong, he was called into the principals office, the principal then said "you're suspended"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Senior_Artichoke
šŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches...(OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

eyeroll intensifies

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šŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Got my vice principal today.

My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/hungryfox77
šŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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I have been dadjoking since I can remember, preparing for the day I'm a dad, but I just got dadjoked by wife

My wife leaves a ton of hairs in the bathtub and forgets to pick them up. I call her on it.

Her: "well, you're in the bathroom now, pick them up."

Me: "no. You always do it. It's the principal of it."

Her: "no it's not the principal 'cause they haven't gone to school."

ą² _ą²  i couldn't stoo laughing for about 5 minutes.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Toastyparty
šŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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Im a principal of a school called St. Richards

So I guess you could say Im the dickhead

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Penguin-of_Doom
šŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I'm the principal of a school called st richards

I guess you could said I'm the dickhead

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RetroGamer10
šŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches... (OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

eyeroll intensifies

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