A list of puns related to "School Principal"
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
Jacinda home.
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
So I guess you could say Iām the dickhead.
So this just happened.
My dad walked into my room, said "So you think you can take on your old man," doing an exaggerated impression of a bad lip sync, threw a toy throwing star at me, and left. I have no further explanation.
A bridge went to bridge school and did something wrong, he was called into the principals office, the principal then said "you're suspended"
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.
My wife leaves a ton of hairs in the bathtub and forgets to pick them up. I call her on it.
Her: "well, you're in the bathroom now, pick them up."
Me: "no. You always do it. It's the principal of it."
Her: "no it's not the principal 'cause they haven't gone to school."
ą² _ą² i couldn't stoo laughing for about 5 minutes.
So I guess you could say Im the dickhead
I guess you could said I'm the dickhead
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
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