During my work presentation, I was asked why I struggle with shapes.

I said I would triangle back to that question later on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I once gave a presentation on Boron.

It was a real snoozer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddmannmatt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why are snowboarders so good at doing presentations?

Because they always use slideshow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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BAH fest presentation on the adaptive benefits of dad jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/digoryk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A vampire was giving a presentation at a career fair.

The vampire, being hundreds of years old, had decided to conduct an experiment to see which career path was the most rewarding. He had every degree and certification you could imagine, but he settled on a surprising choice: cleaning mirrors.

When questioned, he said, "There's something about cleaning a mirror that just speaks to me. Not only can you see your progress as you go, I just know I'm helping someone see their true selves, for better or worse. I'm as surprised as you are, it's not a job I could ever see myself doing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiberCrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Feel free to use this in your presentation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PundoraBox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Sitting in a presentation being given by mathematicians right now.

It is very by the numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usdsquare
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My wife had to sit through a presentation on galvanized steel

Wife: I got a free lunch today for watching a presentation on galvanized steel

Me: I hope they talk about joining a bunch of steel sheets together. That would be riviting.

Wife: I hate you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tracebusta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I made my son sit through a 1 hour long PowerPoint presentation titled "The utmost importance of wearing a condom".

All the slides were just photos of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavameba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Had a presentation about wind energy today.

It was a breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tugboliass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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My professor gave us a Presentation on Sedatives

I couldn't understand anything with all the slurred speech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprite3G
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What is the best food for school presentations?

Copy pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kostixas781
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Have you ever tried to hide your erection when giving a presentation ?

It’s very hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/collapsing_sanity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What do you call it when a cannibal gives a presentation at a university?

A hannibal lecture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahxiac
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I recently gave a presentation that shocked everyone.

It was done using Powerpoint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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CFO of my company was giving a β€œState of the company” presentation.

He stood up, said β€œFlorida” and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbiv21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Guys I'm making a presentation about iron deficiency anemia, can you guys give me some puns related to it?

You guys and gals are awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypticlunatic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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I made my son a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why you should wear condoms during sex

For some reason he didn't like the fact all the slides had his pictures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealisticFake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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The weight of Powerpoint presentations is measured in diagrams.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/intullektioppilas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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If you're giving any type of big speech or presentation, you should undo your belt

that way people know you don't buckle under pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardlyNetworking
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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What do you call the presentation software used by gardeners

Flowerpoint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBenners
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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I thought I'd impress everyone by showing my presentation on the conference room wall...

But I was just projecting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigoldgeek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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My girlfriend was trying to title her presentation. I'm not a dad yet but... I think I'm ready.

So my girlfriend has to write a presentation about the effects of intense pressure from parents (forced religion etc.) on children. The conversation went like this.

Her- "What do I title this?"
Me- "What about 'Peer-ent Pressure'?"

Groans were had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jellymuncher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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Did a presentation on beginners carpentry skills today.

Nailed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoffitt15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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Im doing a project on Australia for my school and I would love to have some puns i could use in my presentation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamin007
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2013
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What did the business man say at the underwear presentation

Let's be brief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin-_-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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One of my friends showed up late to my history presentation about spices

I told him "It was about thyme."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HangPotato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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I was nervous before a presentation i had to do

DAD: U all ready for your presentation ME: yea but im kinda nervous, feeling the butterflies in my stomach DAD: well you should't have eaten caterpillars then

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ringboard
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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