I said I would triangle back to that question later on.
It was a real snoozer.
Because they always use slideshow!
The vampire, being hundreds of years old, had decided to conduct an experiment to see which career path was the most rewarding. He had every degree and certification you could imagine, but he settled on a surprising choice: cleaning mirrors.
When questioned, he said, "There's something about cleaning a mirror that just speaks to me. Not only can you see your progress as you go, I just know I'm helping someone see their true selves, for better or worse. I'm as surprised as you are, it's not a job I could ever see myself doing."
To get to the other slide.
It is very by the numbers.
Wife: I got a free lunch today for watching a presentation on galvanized steel
Me: I hope they talk about joining a bunch of steel sheets together. That would be riviting.
All the slides were just photos of him.
It was a breeze.
I couldn't understand anything with all the slurred speech
Copy pasta
It’s very hard.
A hannibal lecture.
It was done using Powerpoint.
He stood up, said “Florida” and walked away.
You guys and gals are awesome!
For some reason he didn't like the fact all the slides had his pictures.
that way people know you don't buckle under pressure
Flowerpoint
But I was just projecting.
So my girlfriend has to write a presentation about the effects of intense pressure from parents (forced religion etc.) on children. The conversation went like this.
Her- "What do I title this?"
Me- "What about 'Peer-ent Pressure'?"
Groans were had.
Nailed it.
Let's be brief
I told him "It was about thyme."
DAD: U all ready for your presentation ME: yea but im kinda nervous, feeling the butterflies in my stomach DAD: well you should't have eaten caterpillars then
