I just delivered my home shoe polishing service to the most beautiful lady I have ever seen!
Right away, I took a shine to her!
I know a Polish sound technician.
My great uncle died from drinking furniture polish
It was a slow death, but a beautiful finish.
If you're 10% Polish...
Does that make you a tadpole?
Why did the German mail man deliver an envelope to the Polish neighbour?
Because he was in Reichweite
When people ask about my heritage, I tell them there is an unfortunate side effect of my mother being Italian and my father being Polish ....
I’ll make you an offer I can’t understand.
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine every morning.
What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish.
It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.
Heard this one on Whose Line last night. Credit to Ryan Stiles.
When visiting Poland make sure you don't look faded.
You might run into the polish police.
My uncle just passed away from accidentally drinking wood varnish
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
A polish man walks into a police station.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!
If you are 10% Polish...
does that make you a tad pole?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one two, Czech one two.
I know you all think this joke is a repost, but I thought adding this line might be Prague-ress.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine
During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.
Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.
Asian girls don’t poop...
What do you call a short Polish person?
What do the sun and nail polish remover have in common?
They can both make your acetone darker...
Whenever a Polish person dances...
wouldn't it technically be Pole dancing?
Don't mind Cyberpunk 2077's delay
It just needs a little Polish
Why do the Polish bury Germans 12 feet under ground?
Because really deep down they're good people.
What song do you sing when you hit someone with a really polished rock?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth mineral
What do you call a Polish fisherman?
How come when women use chemicals to remove polish no one bats an eye
But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?
What do you call a pale Polish man?
If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...
...you'd have a Chopin List.
I spilled polish remover on a globe
Now there’s a hole in Europe.
I was in a Strip club in Poland
The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you use to make a Polish person leave?
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
I'm good at manicures but bad at languages.
Although I think I would nail Polish.
My uncle died due to drinking furniture polish...
...it was a slow death, but a beautiful finish
I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer
I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer. and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer...
I have a Czech one too...
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician
Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
I have a Polish friend who has a job as a sound engineer.
Did you hear about the polish guy who thought is wife was trying to kill because he found “polish remover” in the house ...
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